✓SEASONS [JAKE GYLLENHAAL]

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二十三

𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐞𝐥 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐧!

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RYAN
jake!!!!

don't fucking
go on the
internet!

JAKE
what?

ryan, i'm literally
sprawled on the
bed with queen
playing in the
background to
help my headache

RYAN
oh so no
rehearsals
today??

JAKE
nah i told them
i didn't feel
well because
i really don't

RYAN
cool cool
cool cool

rosalie is
not there??

JAKE
she went to work
but she's picking
up levi from school
then hugo from
his therapy session

RYAN
how is my
favorite
gyllenhaal?

JAKE
again, i have a
headache, ryan
so not sooo
good 🤧

RYAN
mf i meant hugo
and levi 🤨

rose too but
she's not exactly
a gyllenhaal because
you haven't
proposed to her
and i doubt she'd
say yes after
what you said soooo:

JAKE

whAT WHAT

WHAT

RYAN
I SAID,,

YOUR MORONIC
BRAIN TOLD
THE LOVE OF
YOUR LIFE THAT
YOU WERE
HAVING SECOND
THOUGHTS ABOUT
LOVING HER

JAKE
WHAT
THE
FUCK??!!

I SAID
THAT????!!!!!

FUCKING HELL

RYAN

JAKE
look,, let
me explain
myself

RYAN
OooOOOOHHH
I'D LOVE
TO HEAR
THIS

JAKE
that was months ago
when rosalie left
for ubuntku 😶 i was
missing her a little
extra and i just thought:
maybe the distance
wasn't worth it. . .

but then, i look at
hugo and levi and i
see a part of rose and
a part of me and it
just makes me want
to hold onto this
love a little longer 🥺

RYAN
don't know if i
should resent you
or applaud you for
staying together for
the sake of your kids hmmmMMMMmmm 🤔

JAKE
i need to
talk to her

RYAN
she had lunch
with nigel norin
yesterday. blake
was passing by,
saw them, told me,
then i was evaluating
whether i should
tell you or not

now, there's some
blurry pictures of
them all around
the internet

JAKE
ooohhh. . .
nigel norin haha

RYAN
you're going to
end that man's
career, aren't you??

JAKE
pretty sure he's
only talking to rose
again bec she's killing
it with UNICEF and
nigel fucking norin is an attention-seeking
manchild

RYAN
i seemed to have
unleashed a demon

JAKE
👿