✓SEASONS [JAKE GYLLENHAAL]

èr shí yī.

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二十一

𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐤 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞
𝐬𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬. . .

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MAN CRUSH EVERYDAY is calling!

ACCEPT | DECLINE

"jake? hello?"

"rosalie! my
baby!"

"what the—are
you drunk?"

". . .no."

"your hiccups and
giggles give it
away, you moron."

"oh, silly me!"

"yeah. . .are
you at ryan's?"

"yep!"

"i'm picking you
up. adra's here so
the boys will be well
taken care of. jake,
get your shit together
in fifteen minutes.
please."

"silly rosalie!
i've had my shit
together for the
past decade!"

"yes, yes, i know,
honey. but when you
come home, i don't
want hugo or levi to
see you in your
drunken state."

"rosalie, hugo is
smart! he'll figure
it out. like you said,
he has asparagus
syndrome."

"it's asperger's, jake."

"you're so smart,
rosie! i don't know
why you still stuck
around me. . .i'm
not sure why i
even stuck around
you! HAHAHA!"

"very funny, jacob.
i'm getting in
the car. i'll
call yo—"

"no! seriously!
i'm not sure if
i even love you
anymore! shame
on me! shame
on me! shame
on m—"

"wh—what? do
you mean that?"

"yes! it's really
a shame on me!"

"no. no. do you
still love me?"

"well! i did. i do,
do, do, do, do,
do, do! all the
single ladies! i
think there was
one point where
i stayed with you
just for the boys'
sake. but that was
a loooong time
ago! i lo—"

"jake! shit!
give me the phone!
rosalie? hi! it's ryan.
jake had a lot to
drink tonight so sor—"

"have him home
by 8:30 tomorrow.
the kids will be in
school then so they
won't be able to see
him. jake keeps his
house key in the mickey
mouse keychain
i got him."

"but rose—"

"just. . .have him
home tomorrow
please. i need to
. . .rest."

"okay, rosie. i'll take care of him."

"thank you, ryan."

CALL ENDED!