𝐒𝐧𝐚𝐩𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐭 ↳ 𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐰 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐲

𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐲

𝗛𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗘
hi i'm not sure if you know me, but i added you from matty's snapchat because i know you're friends with him and he's friends with my boyfriend as well. he says you're hilarious

𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗔
oh ya, i know you! i've followed you on instagram

𝗛𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗘
so you know in advance, how awkward i am

𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗔
well at least we can skip the messy introductions

𝗛𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗘
thank god

𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗔
i'm at work at the moment so if i don't message you back, i'm not ignoring you

𝗛𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗘
oh i'm sorry! i didn't know

𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗔
it's alright, we're not that busy

𝗛𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗘
okay good, i wouldn't want to distract you

𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗔
literally anything could distract me

𝗛𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗘
clinton tells me off all the time for not paying attention when being in meetings, i get distracted so EASILY

𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗔
okay, literally me

𝗛𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗘
we've known each other for 10 minutes and already we're bonding over how similar we are

𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗔
this is great :)