𝐒𝐧𝐚𝐩𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐭 ↳ 𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐰 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐲

𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐯𝐞

𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗔
my brother keeps questioning me about you

𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬
uh why?

𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗔
cause he saw your name pop up when you texted me

𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬
oh well tell him i'm your long lost lover or something

𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗔
long lost?

𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬
just hush up and tell him

𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗔
do not tell me to hush up

𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬
sorry princess

𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗔
stop. calling. me. princess.

𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬
i. know. you. secretly. love. it.

𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗔
hush up

𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬
you do know you're not funny right

𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗔
i'm actually hilarious

𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬
not even close

𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗔
i am. don't argue with me

𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬
i'll call you hilarious only if you call me your boyfriend :)

𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗔
very smooth

𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬
i know

𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗔
shame it wouldn't work on anybody

𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬
shame