I swear, my levels of weirdness constantly manage to surprise me.
I have no idea how.
@Fatal_Hit06 I promise your request is coming next! Until then, please bear with this!
You and Rin sat cross-legged, on the large flat stone in the middle of the clearing. At this time of the year, the forests were full of daisies and other wildflowers. In between you both was the large bundle of wildflowers you'd picked earlier.
"I bet that Kakashi will be here first. He's always on time," she said grinning.
You raised an eyebrow. "C'mon, Rin, have some faith in Obito! I'm betting that he gets here first."
Minato-sensei laughed. "Sorry to discourage you, [Y/n], but we all know that's not going to happen."
"Who knows? Maybe he'll learn from his previous mistakes. And if I lose, it's not like we bet with money or anything. Just flowers."
"The day Obito learns from his mistakes is the day I keel over and die." Kakashi picked his way through the clearing, a frown under his mask. "Why are we training somewhere with so many annoying flowers?"
You chucked a pebble at his head, scowling. "Hey! Bakashi! Don't insult the flowers! Oh, and by the way, Rin, you win." Still scowling, you handed the bundle to her. She grinned and pulled out a few blossoms, threading them together in a flower chain.
Kakashi, having easily dodged the pebble, observed Rin's nimble fingers as they deftly wove the buds together. In a couple of minutes, she was done with a length long enough to be worn as a crown. Her grin widened as she dropped on your head.
"All hail [Y/n], princess of the flowers!"
You put on a haughty expression. "Lady Nohara. I appoint you my official jeweller. Lord Namikaze, I appoint you the Prime Minister. And Bakashi... plumbing duty."
His eyes narrowed. "I didn't ask to be included in your childish games. What are you, seven?"
"On a scale of one to five, yes. And don't talk back to the flower princess!"
He crossed his arms. "Then I resign. The 'princess' is a spoiled brat." His fingers made quotes in the air when he said 'princess'.
You chucked another pebble at him. "I sentence you to death! Nobody resigns from serving the flower princess!"
Kakashi scoffed. "Like you're strong enough to kill me."
You winked. "That's the beauty of being princess. I can just command the Prime Minister, Lord Namikaze, to execute you!"
Minato-sensei held up his hands. "Hey, it didn't include that in the job description!"
"Too bad, sensei. As princess, I just changed the job description!"
Rin giggled, draping another crown over your head. "And you are now promoted to queen."
You graced her with a regal nod. "My thanks, Lady Nohara."
She bobbed her head, still giggling. "My pleasure, your Majesty."
You hopped off the rock. "Bakashi! Bow in the presence of the queen!"
He glared at you. "Queen, only in my night-"
"Sorry I'm late! I had to help an old lady cross the street! And then I got lost, so yeah..." Obito stumbled into the clearing, panting. Kakashi's glare immediately switched to him.
"What a stupid excuse."
"Shut up, Bakashi. Unless you want me and Obito to list out all your faults."
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𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨【 𝙣𝙖𝙧𝙪𝙩𝙤 → 𝙊𝙉𝙀𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙏𝙎 】
FanficJust some one shots involving our dear Reader and all the gorgeous Naruto characters!