Futatabi Ningen•|Dazai Osamu|•

4

You had to go inside the office alone since Shiro was called by Fukuzawa again. You bought yourself a big bag of random sweets you thought you could try.

"Good morning everyone!" I greeted cheerfully. Various 'Good Morning's and 'Good Day's were heard.
It's kinda nice that I actually have people to talk to now after all those years in the stupid giant water bottle.

"Good morning, (N/N)-chan!" Dazai greets.

And it's kinda nice that from this day forward, I get to see this beautiful ray of sunshine.

"Good morning, 'Samu!" I smiled.

A short silence was heard. I sigh, fully knowing what's going to happen next. The room erupted with shouts of jealousy and confusion.

" 'Samu?! Seriously?!" -Junīchiro

" Eh~ only (N/N)-chan can call me that~" -Dazai

"It's almost like you're calling by his first name, (L/N)-san!!" -Naomi

"Feel free to call me by my first name too, (N/N)-chan~" -Dazai

"Sure, Osamu." I said, like it was nothing. I applauded myself silently for not blushing.

"You two are dating, (L/N)-san?" -Kyoka

"I'm going to die if you tell me you're dating this idiot." -Kunikida

'Samu and I smirked at each other, planning to tease Kunikida telepathically, if that's possible.

"Actually, we are." We both said, doing a peace sign. Kunikida's body lost all color, Yosano glanced at us with wide eyes while making her way to the door, bumping into Ranpo in the process.

"Eh? You okay over there, Yosano-chan?" Ranpo asks. Yosano abruptly stood up. "Dazai, did you brainwash her? Did you drug her? *incoherent mumbling*" Yosano was going insane, not like she wasn't insane already..

"Ehh? What happened?" Ranpo asks, then pauses. He looked at Dazai and I, standing next to each other and smirking, then at Yosano, then to the other members. I saw Ranpo's smirk that was totally screaming 'I figured it out lololol'.

He outstreches his arms to barricade the door. "You two were joking, right?" He smirks. We both froze, sweating bullets nervously. Dazai gave me a quick tap on the shoulder then pointed towards the window.

"Got it." I winked. We sprinted our to the window. Kunikida was obviously furious, but for the others, they let out sighs of relief.

"Dazai! Come back here you idiot!!" He charges towards Dazai.
I was already by the window, ready to jump. " 'Samu, let's go! He's gonna kill you once he catches you!" I called.
"Really? We're jumping off together?! Yay!"

"No! You will not commit double suicide today!" Kunikida scolds. "Who said we're gonna kill ourselves today?" I laughed before finally jumping.

"Is it where I'll die?" Dazai asks himself smiling in glee.
"No, idiot 'Samu." I said, using my ability to summon a shield. It cushioned our fall a little bit, but it still hurts a little.

Well, there's no need to think about that, we landed safe and sound. With a few bystanders and passerbys glancing at us. He got up and fixed himself, then helping me get up as well.

"Hey, that shield..Was that...your ability?" He asks. "Yes," I replied, patting the dust off my skirt. "It lets me summon weapons and armor."

"That's really cool!" He exclaims. "Man, I wish I had that kind of ability." He said as he started walking.
I catch up to him. "Hey, where are we going?"