Futatabi Ningen•|Dazai Osamu|•

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"Ranpo! RANPO!" Rio shouts, waving at him as she stood near a candy store.

The candy store opened a few days ago but unfortunately, she and Ranpo had plans, so their visit was delayed. The store featured some weird candy made by the owner, who had a candy-making ability.

"I should totally sing Candy Store here sometime!" She said, giggling.

(Author: This is definitely not a teaser for a new BSD book. Definitely not.)

Rio used to be a really controlled individual. But know, you'll see her in YouTube, going full on Yuno Gasai just to get some of the new candy, and doing batshit crazy pranks with Ranpo and Dazai.

What a remarkable character development.

They went in to the store together, immediately getting the attention of some shoppers.

"Holy shit, it's them!!!"
"Oya oya oya? That's ADA's famous couple, right? The one on YouTube?"
"Yep~ She's so cute, bro.."

Ranpo immediately glared at the poor dude as soon as he heard that, making the poor dude shiver.

"Oi, Kuroo... He's giving the 'back off' vibes.." Another man said, nudging his shoulder.

They ignored them anyway, they came here for the candy, after all.

*Timeskip*

"Hello everyone, it's your girl, Rio!" She waved to the camera. "And this is my boyfriend, Ranpo!" She said, as Ranpo waved.

"Well, we're kinda late to do this but a candy store recently opened here in Yokohama a few days ago. But we were busy with stuff so we weren't able to go there as soon as we can..." She said.

"There were these two guys that really bothered me back at the store, though..." Ranpo pouted. "Anyways!" He immediately reverted back to his usual persona.

"First, we're trying out the Random Candy..wait, huh...?" She paused in confusion. "How random can it actually get..?"

They look at each other, before shrugging. "Meh, it's candy anyways." They said, before proceeding to eat it.

"Oi, Ranpo." She called in an unusual voice. "Stop getting those weird boners whenever I scold you." She said.

"Eh? I'm just waiting for you to go on full Junko Enoshima mode on me!!" He whined. "Who the hell are you, fucking Mukuro?!" She shouted at him. Ranpo blushes and hugs her tight. "Yep! Just like that!!!"

Suddenly, a switch flipped inside him, then he suddenly put on his glasses.

"Don't bother me, nanodayo." He said in a low tone. "Leave me alone, I need to bandage wrap my fingers."

"Do not order me like that, Shintaro. I am absolute, and completely out of your league." She said, in a manly voice.

"Kyaaaa~Akutagawa-senpai~!" She suddenly squealed, hugging the crap out of him.

"Ew, get the hell away from me Shizu-chan!" Ranpo screeched.
"That's so mean, Iwa-chan!" She whined.

"Shut the fuck up and let me clean." He said, before wiping the table with his hat.
"Eyyyy, I'm Chuuya and I'm definitely gay for Dazai! Too bad (f/n) and Dazai are dating!" Rio said, sounding like Regina George, putting on Ranpo's hat. "I look rea~lly fabulous with this lame hat of mine~!"

This continued on and on, until they fell asleep. Their editor looked at their snoring figures, smiling.

He took the camera and puts it into a stop, before walking to his room to do his work.

*Timeskip*

"Hey, (insert random editor)! Did you upload a video? Our notifications just exploded!" Rio shouted. The editor just stifled his laughs, trying not to embarrass her too much.

She reads the comments.

Funniest couple ever!

Ahahaha that Dazai and Chuuya one was so gay lmao 😂

I like the way they aren't afraid the Port Mafia's gonna kill them lol

This is closest we can get to another PewDiePie x Marzia

Ranpo silently creeps up behind her, then suddenly screeched near her ear.

"Bish that's earrape!" She screeched, smacking his head with her phone. "Whoa now, don't go breaking phones now, we're not Morgz." The editor sweatdropped.

"Bish stop." Rio and Ranpo said simultaneously. The editor backs off, smirking.

"Well shit, man! That gives me the creeps!" Ranpo said in a black man's voice.