Zia: *whimpers in pain* I AM IN HELL!!
Jazmine: may I?
Zia: please.
Jazmine: SHANKS GATHER!
*everyone walks in*
Nightmare: why did I agree to this?
Dream: because I made you.
Nightmare: -_-
Zia: okay people, today we're gonna take it back a few dares.
Rain: oh lord.
Zia: *summons a table, then flicks her wrist* you guys remember these?
Venus: not those rings!
Zia: not for you dingbat. These are for the sanses.
Nightmare: I KNEW THIS WAS A BAD IDEA!!
Zia: well come on now. I ain't gonna stand here all fricking day. Oh, and don't take one Nightmare.
Nightmare: wha- why?!
Zia: you'll see.
*the sanses take their rings*
Sans: I don't see the iss- WHAT THE HELL?!
Error: *frantically shakes his hand*
Goth: WHY IS IT GROWING?!
Venus: *face palms*
Zia: it's Jumping Jade, a special crystal that will continue to grow until I bend it to stop.
Ink: oh good grief.
Dream: you said it.
Zia: Nightmare, would you like to hear your challenge?
Nightmare: no-
Zia: *waves her hand and all crystals spread up their arms*
Nightmare: ITAKEITBACKITAKEITBACK!
Zia: oh good! Well, you have to battle three people. Each one will give you a specific item.
Nightmare: do I get any weapons or...?
Zia: *hands him a black apple* all you.
Nightmare: *sighs, then eats the apple* who do I duel?
Zia: *uses her dramatic voice* you shall fight the one who sails the seas, the one born of moon and sun, and the one with darkness in her heart. The seas will provide you a throbbing heart, the sun and moon, a charm of marriage, the one with darkness holds the key to light.
Nightmare: that makes zero sense.
Zia: JUST GO FIGHT RAIN, VENUS, AND JAZMINE AND COME BACK WITH MAH STUFF!!
Nightmare: okay okay! *leaves*
Zia: now I need a latte *walks out the door*
A few minutes later...
Rain: sup.
Nightmare: the ceiling. Can I get the thing?
Rain: no.
Nightmare: *lashes out with a tentacle to the throat* give. Me. The. Heart.
Rain: *splutters* okay okay! It's in the safe, combination 084093
Nightmare: *walks over, enters the combination and pulls out the Redstone Heart* this it?
Rain: *nods*
Nightmare: *chuckles and releases him* you were the easy one. *leaves*
The next room...
Venus: hi.
Nightmare: hello. Guess we gotta fight?
Venus: *summons her own tentacles* yep.
A ten minute clash of tentacles later...
Venus: I deem thee worthy. Have a patrogal necklace *hands him a blue choker with a light blue water tribe symbol*
Nightmare: what the-
Venus: Zi says it stands for marriage in the water tribes.
Nightmare: cool.
More minutes later...
Nightmare: Jazmine.
Jazmine: the one and only!
Nightmare: gimme.
Jazmine: no.
A few minutes of this followed by a knife fight...
Jazmine: you are boring. But here because Zia's paying me *hands him a gold apple*
Nightmare: uhh, thanks? *takes the apple and leaves*
Zia: *comes back with her coffee* so you guys having fun.
Palette: NO!
Zia: thought so. Anyways, where's Nightmare?
Nightmare: *walks in* I GOT YOUR SHIT!
Zia: awesome.
Nightmare: you can let them go now.
Zia: I'm thinking not.
Nightmare: OH COME ON!
Zia: *holds out hand* don't test me. I have yet to see if I can Bloodbend during this full moon.
Nightmare: this isn't part of the dea- AH! *convulses*
Zia: *slowly lowers her hand*
Nightmare: *gasps as he falls to his knees*
Zia: well whaddya know? I can Bloodbend tonight.
Nightmare: stop....it...
Zia: maybe.
Nightmare: *slowly raises his head, and fires a tentacle at her*
Zia: *drops to the ground and smashes her fist, channeling an impressive display of Earthbending*
Nightmare: *rolls to the side* LET THEM GO!
Tris: *grabs his collar* GUESS WHAT DARK BOY?
Raven: this isn't real.
Katniss: wake up.
Nightmare: *sits upright with a scream*
Dream: oh thank god. I thought you were dead! *wraps his arms tightly around his brother*
Nightmare: wha-
Dream: I was shaking you, Palette slapped you, nothing!
Nightmare: *buries his face in his brother's shoulder* it was just night terrors...
Dream: come on brother. Zia was dared today to show off her bending and you missed it! *walks out the door*
Nightmare: *follows him out rubbing his eye sockets*
Zia: this is the best of my bending. Watch. *raises hands*
Rain: *gasps as his body shakes and he's thrown to the far side of the area*
Jazmine: *snorts*
Venus: *bent over laughing*
Nightmare: *stares* why do dreams have to feel so real?
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Zia's Ask Or Dare Alternate Universe of Shenanigans
RandomHello my geeks and peeps, my explainers and entertainers, my little oodle lellelies, Zia here. Welcome to my revamped Ask or Dare book. This book will feature many of the characters from the original, and many more. And with that being said, let's j...
