dare #15

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Zia: BISCUITS LET'S GO!!!

Everyone: *grumbles*

Dream: I need sleeeeeeeeeeeeeep

Goth: agreed.

Zia: *pulls out a horn, props it up, and airbends into it, creating a very loud foghorn sound*

Everyone: *yells various swear words*

Zia: UP AN AT EM BISCUITS!!!

Tris: *stumbles out of her room and face plants*

Everyone: *walks out like the walking dead*

Katniss: need. Coffee. *stalks off to the kitchen*

Venus: *chugs a bottle of red mountain dew* why are we up so fricking early?

Rain: yeah.

Zia: dares. Today we will be doing truth or dare. Everyone sit in a circle *snaps fingers and makes a circle of spinning office chairs* oh and one chicken per person.

Everyone: *sits*

Goth: so who goes first?

Zia: ummmmmm... Venus truth or dare?

Venus: dare.

Zia: kiss everyone in the circle and rate them.

*a few minutes later...*

Venus: my ratings are: 1 Tris. 2 Petra. 3 Lukas. 4 Zia. 5 Katniss. 6 Error. 7 Tobias. 8 Sans. 9 Goth. 10 Ink. 11 Nightmare. 12 Tobias. 13 Palette. 14 Dream. 15 Jesse. 16 Rain. 17 I'm not kissin Jaz.

Jazmine: thank god. 

Venus: Lukas truth or dare?

Lukas: dare.

Venus: swallow a sword.

Lukas: no.

Zia: you sure? That's your one chicken.

Lukas: Zia gimme your sword.

Zia: *summons it and hands it over*

Lukas: be right back *walks off. Comes back two minutes later and tosses Zia her sword* done

Zia: *catches it and sheathes it* 

Lukas: Tris truth or dare?

Tris: dare.

Lukas: kiss Venus.

Tris: *kisses her for a solid thirty seconds* done. Jazmine truth or dare?

Jazmine: truth.

Tris: would you drink?

Jazmine: no. Raven truth or dare?

Raven: dare.

Jazmine: say something obscene.

Raven: *stands up on her chair* GAYSSAYWHAT?

Dream, Nightmare, Venus, Petra, Tris: what?

Raven and Zia: *laughs their asses off*

Tris: *turns red and pulls her jacket hood over her face*

Raven: Goth truth or dare?

Goth: truth.

Raven: Palette or Cray.

Goth: Palette.

Zia: *screeches*

Goth: Petra truth or dare?

Petra: dare.

Goth: go get high.

Petra: can I ask someone first?

Goth: yeah.

Petra: Jesse truth or dare?

Jesse: dare.

Petra: do a handstand *walks out*

Jesse: absolutely not. Rain truth or dare?

Rain: dare.

Jesse: eat these *throws him a bag of warheads*

Rain: *pops one in* Four truth or dare?

Tobias: truth.

Rain: do you still have four fears?

Tobias: yup. Tris truth or dare?

Tris: truth.

Tobias: am I the only person you've dated?

Tris *in her head* fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck *what she says* ummm, yes? MOVING ON! Zia truth or dare?

Zia: dare.

Tris: I dare you to throw someone around with your bending.

Zia: *uses her bloodbending to throw Rain across the room* Ink truth or dare?

Ink: dare.

Zia: go get drunk.

Ink: okie, but first: Venus truth or dare?

Venus: dare.

Ink: drink all the booze.

Venus: CHRISTMAS!!! *runs off*

Zia: welp that's it, we'll see y'all later.

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