Zia: *smashes a door down* BISCUITS GATHER!!!
Dream: HOLY FUCK *dives under a table*
Goth: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!
Zia: conquering the universes.
Palette: dares?
Zia: yeppo.
Petra: *walks in with a beer, examines the broken door and Dream under a table* I walk away for ten minutes...
Zia: anyways *holds up two pistols* who wants a duel?
Rain: what
Zia: *cocks a gun and points it at Rain* always wanted to do this
Lukas: Zia no.
Zia: ZIA YESSSSSSSSSS *shoots Rain in the ribs*
Lukas and Petra: ...
Nightmare: sweet jesus.
Rain: *walks in from respawn* Zia wtf
Zia: *cocks the other gun* I'LL DO IT AGAIN!!
Jazmine: *calmly takes the guns* no.
Venus: *collapses on the couch, hungover*
Zia: awwww, but I need the guns for the dare?
Jazmine: fine *hands her the guns*
Zia: *shoots Rain*
Jazmine: *takes the guns away*
Rain: *walks back in from respawn*
Zia: anyways, I need four people and a doctor.
Rain: *raises hand*
Tris: you don't have any bending.
Rain: *lowers his hand, frowning*
Zia: no volunteers, then I'll pick.
Palette: *casually sneaks out of the room*
Zia: *snaps fingers and locks the doors*
Palette: oh my-
Zia: Rain, Tris, Sans, and Dream.
Dream: NO!
Zia: Rain's second is Sans, Tris' second is Dream.
Tobias: *snorts* Rain is screwed.
Zia: outside for this one.
*everyone walks outside*
Zia: so the challenge demands satisfaction. Is Rain gay or not? Tris is on the side of yes, and Rain is on the side of no. Does Tris apologize?
Tris: hell no, he's gay.
Zia: since they don't, grab a friend that's your second.
Tris: a lieutenant, when there's reckoning to be reckoned!
Zia: then have your seconds meet face to face to negotiate a peace or negotiate a time and place.
Sans and Dream: *gets into a huge argument*
Zia: this is commonplace, especially between recruits. Most disputes die and no one shoots, unless we're discussing this topic.
Dream: so if we don't reach a peace?
Tris: that's alright, time to get some pistols-
Jazmine: *tosses her the guns*
Tris: *catches them*
Sans: and a doctor on sight.
Zia: *peace fingers*
Rain: see she's gotta turn around so she can have deniability-
Zia: hell nah, I wanna see this shit.
Rain: wtf
Jazmine: we'll duel before the sun is in the sky.
Tris: leave a note for your next of kin *hands Tobias a rolled up note* to tell em where you've been.
Rain: *hands Jazmine a rolled up note* pray that hell or heaven will let you in.
Zia: confess your sins.
Rain: if I die, I'll die a virgin
Zia: *loses her shit laughing*
Tris: if I die, it'll be the second time I'm shot to death.
Jazmine: last chance to negotiate.
Dream and Sans: *get into an even bigger argument*
Jazmine: holy shuck.
Tris: look him in the eye, aim no higher *loads her weapon*
Rain: *shakily arms his gun* summon all the courage you require, then count!
*both turn around and take ten paces*
Zia: ONE TWO THREE FOUR-
Jazmine: FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE-
Zia and Jazmine: NUMBER TEN PACES!!!
Dream and Sans: FIRE!
Rain and Tris: *whirl around*
Tris: *pulls the trigger, hitting Rain in the gut*
Rain: *pulls the trigger, grazing Tris' cheek*
Tris: GAH! *rubs her cheek, her hand coming away bloody*
Rain: *collapses*
Zia: *raises hands up into the air*
*the bullet comes out*
Zia: *easily heals him*
Tris: *takes a bandage from Petra and applies it to the graze*
Dream: RAIN DO YOU YIELD?
Rain: *groans in light pain* I yield.
Dream: HE'S GAY *high fives Tris*
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Zia's Ask Or Dare Alternate Universe of Shenanigans
RandomHello my geeks and peeps, my explainers and entertainers, my little oodle lellelies, Zia here. Welcome to my revamped Ask or Dare book. This book will feature many of the characters from the original, and many more. And with that being said, let's j...
