Zia's Ask Or Dare Alternate Universe of Shenanigans

dare #19

Zia: *paces around in front of a map* okay so these points would be vital for defense *metal bends up a plate silver colored* and we could potentially attack here and here *raises up one hand to slide into position two red plates on the appropriate points*

Jazmine: *walks in with a cup of iced tea* hey Zi.

Zia: *metal bends up a few more red plates* hi Jazmine.

Jazmine: whatcha doin?

Zia: plotting to take over the Earth Kingdom.

Jazmine: *sips her iced tea* cool. So new dare today?

Zia: *shifts around a few blue plates above her red troops* yeah, I got one in mind *shifts a few more silver plates* not sure how it's gonna work though.

Jazmine: well can you at least tell me?

*the two then proceed to discuss strategy*

*a few hours later*

Venus: has anybody seen Jazmine or Zia?

Lukas: last I heard, Zia was plotting to take over the Earth Kingdom.

Venus: isn't it your job to keep her from doing shit like that?

Lukas: I TRIED!!!!

Tris: *snorts and throws away a Hershey Kiss wrapper* you heard of scary boyfriend, now get ready for scary Waifu *snickers*

Lukas: it also doesn't help my case that she's all powerful either *places his forehead into his hands*

Rain: it doesn't help that she also is-

Venus and Tris: *covers his mouth with their hands*

Petra and Katniss: *tackles Rain*

Dream: o.o

Petra: *looks up at Lukas and smiles guiltily* he was going to agree with you blonde boy.

Venus: *chloroforms Rain* shhhhh

Lukas: *raises an eyebrow*

*the wall falls with a thud*

Zia: ALRIGHT PANSYCAKES!!! BOW DOWN TO US!!

Venus: what the-

Jazmine: *holds up her arm at a right angle*

*the sounds of metal hitting concrete is heard, and at least 3000 mecha suits and 5000 troops appear*

Jazmine: bow down to us, your rightful leaders, and you shall be treated as full Multiverse Empire citizens.

Ink: "Multiverse Empire"?

Zia: yep. We're taking over the universes. We've conquered most of the smaller ones, all we have left are Undertale, Dreamtale, Underfell, Swapfell, and that's about it.

Jazmine: and the other books.

Zia: ah true. Now *swings her hands around, raising up her plates of metal off her body* surrender your universes, or we will be forced to take action.

Petra: pfft, like we'll let you take this place over *draws her sword* you guys are real funny.

Goth: isn't the Avatar all about balance?

Zia: that's what Korra is for.

Jazmine: do I order the troops?

Zia: send Commander Guian and General Chiane to the other AUs. We'll keep our personal guard with us to deal with the Ask or Dare AUs.

Jazmine: *nods, and walks off into the midst of the troops*

Zia: now, do I ask again, or will you be compliant?