Zia: SQUAD GET IN HERE!
Venus: wassup.
Fallacy: me that's what.
Rain: who are-
Fallacy: the creator. You may know me better as Author Chan.
Zia: ohhh.
Ink: isn't Fallacy a Vampi-
Fallacy: *slaps him* shut up. It's a cameo.
Ink: *rubs cheek*
Error: W̵̞̹͈͚̙̘̉̓h̴̛͔͍͐̀̒͆̈́̍̕͠ả̸̢̯̱̮̮̪̟̹̍ͅţ̸͎̦͎̑̓͑̎̕ ̵̛͍̓͂̒̿̊͂͠͝ẗ̴̤̤̈́̿̒̽̀̑͠ĥ̷̛͚̯̰̣̬̀̀́̈́͠ę̵̡̺̱͊̓̆ ̴̳̝͙̯̥͊͗̕͜f̵̡͚̯̅͒ư̸̖̪͔̟̫̟͚̐̉͐̓̍̽͑ͅċ̸̤̥̲͕̣͖̝̰̼̆k̵̢̙̝͓̫̠͋͗͂̒̊̚?̸͚͘
Fallacy: quiet Glitchy.
Error: D̶̙̭̙̖̮̎͑͂͆̒̽̄͐͘͜ͅO̶̧̤̼̹͓͛͗̕͠Ṋ̶̢̜͈͉̥̞̫̿́̃͂'̵̻̹͎̈́͌T̷̛̩͇̏̐ ̵̧͔͓͝F̸͉̼̭̜̓͆̉̄͐̂̂̏͜͠Ŕ̷̭̳͚̘̒̍̏͠ͅI̸̱͌͌̀͗̈̅̚͝͠C̵̜̥̟̺̘̔͠Ķ̸̧̩̱̦̦͇͙͈͗̈̋̎̎̍͑I̵̖̜͖̠͎̠̳̽͐̉̓̑͋̀͝N̵͙̽̍̑̑͆̚G̷̖̤̞̲̖̈́́̕̚͠ ̶̡̧̛̟͚͎͕͇̬͐̎̋̍͝͝C̸̱̗͉̞̟̩̥̫̐͋̍͜Ă̸̢̡͚͕͔͍̟Ḽ̴͙̊́͆L̷͓̳̤̝̞͍̝̣̓̐ͅ ̴̨̯̩͎̅̅͂̇̎̉ͅM̸̡̢̖̻͉̹̠͔̈̈ͅÈ̶̢̝̬͗͝ ̵̬͎̼͇̘̫̾̓͒̉ͅȚ̵̱͚͗͑́͛̏H̵̨̨̧̜̮̗̜͓͙͋͘Ä̸̧̛̼͈̺́T̵̯̩̖̄̿͝!̴̮̥͓̘͋̽̈́̊͝!̵̼̬͓͗̈́̊̃̄̓!̵̞͓͎͑̀ͅ
Zia: so what brings you here Author Chan?
Fallacy: wellllll, there was a certain dare done by a certain member of this squad that I don't approve of.
Venus: shit.
Zia: oof.
Fallacy: so for this dare, I wish for Zia to tie Venus up over the Pit of Chaos for a day, like Zeus did to Hera.
Venus: ...fuck.
Zia: *summons some rope* should be fun.
Fallacy: indeed *snaps fingers and leaves*
Venus: *bolts*
Zia: *races after her*
A few hours later...
Venus: I hate you.
Zia: *in fairy form, finishing off the last knot* you're lucky I was taught how to tie exceptional knots by my twin.
Venus: oh?
Zia: yeah, otherwise you would fall into the pit of Chaos and be dissolved into nothing.
Venus: good point.
Zia: aaaand done. See you in a day.
Venus: wait.
Zia: wat.
Venus: can I have some booze?
Zia: *makes a bottle hat so Venus can drink the beer with a straw*
Venus: thanks.
Zia: ye. See ya.
A few hours later...
Jazmine: howzit goin?
Venus: gimme more beer.
Jazmine: you sur-
Venus: GIVE ME MORE FRICKING BEER YOU IMMORTAL PIG!!!
Jazmine: CHILL!!! *grabs a beer bottle, and replaces the empty one*
A lot more hours later...
Rain: sup.
Venus: *who's now tipsy* gimme more.
Rain: more, what?
Venus: FUCKING BOOZE YOU DIPSHIT!!
Rain: okay okay! *does what Jazmine did*
At the end of her time...
Zia: yo.
Venus: your eye is red, that's funny.
Zia: Venus, are you drunk?
Venus: heeeey your the guy from my dreaaaams...
Zia: Venus, you're drunk.
Venus: what's drunk?
Zia: *face palms, then unties her* you are going to be so hungover tomorrow.
Venus: sure thing hunnnnky...
Zia: Venus, stop talking.
Venus: but Chloooooe...
Zia: Venus shut up.
Venus: Chloooooe...
Zia: *duct tapes her mouth, and returns to the AU*
Goth: what in the-
Zia: where are the others?
Goth: already went to Rain's AU for his dare.
Zia: shoot... Could you ask Ink to get me a portal to Venus' AU?
Goth: sure.
At Torture Time Ask Or Dare...
Zia: *runs in through the purple ink portal carrying Venus, who is no longer duct taped and is giggling like a toddler*
Kira: what happened?!
Zia: Venus got happy go lucky drunk on beer. Where's Chloe?!
Kira: I'll go get her *runs off*
Zia: *sets Venus on the couch*
Star: what-
Zia: Venus got drunk.
Star: oh.
Venus: why is her name Star? Because she shines *giggles incoherently*
Chloe: *runs in* omg Venus!
Zia: long story short, she got happy drunk on beer.
Chloe: what the- HOW?!
Zia: no clue. Could you take care of her here so I can run my Ask or Dare?
Chloe: of course!
Zia: *returns home*
Goth: all good?
Zia: yep. That's it.
Goth: and that's all.
Zia and Goth: we'll see you all next time!
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Zia's Ask Or Dare Alternate Universe of Shenanigans
RandomHello my geeks and peeps, my explainers and entertainers, my little oodle lellelies, Zia here. Welcome to my revamped Ask or Dare book. This book will feature many of the characters from the original, and many more. And with that being said, let's j...
