Despair Disease One Shots

Oumasai - Sick Shuichi

Note: Takes place in the killing game sometime after the first trial. Focuses on Oumasai, but the rest of the (alive) characters make a cameo, and you get to see a few other of my head-canons for potential despair diseases! Some language. Not actually smutty, just flirty and cute.

Kokichi yawned and stretched, kicking off the covers and rising from his bed. He stumbled, still half asleep, to the bathroom. He glanced in the mirror and quickly shot himself an over-dramatized grin as he recalled the first and hopefully only trial so far of the killing game. He sighed. He really needed to work quicker on his plan to ruin this annoying killing game. But his plan wasn't good enough yet. It was that detective's fault: Shuichi Saihara. He really was a force to be reckoned with. In this trial, to be able to convict your closest friend like that? That took strength that even Kokichi was impressed by. He could be a major problem.

Kokichi finished getting dressed and made his way to the dining hall. He internally groaned when he saw Kaito stopped along the way. The boy looked confused as he looked around and scratched his head. Kokichi threw on a mischievous grin.

"Watcha looking for Kaito?"

Kaito spun around and frowned, "Umm... I-I don't..."

Kokichi grinned wider, "What's wrong? Head so far up in the clouds you forgot where the dining hall is?"

"N-no! S-stop m-messing with me Koki-chi" Kaito shivered, looking sicker by the second.

"Neeheehee! Well good thing your head's up in the clouds! Cuz we all know you'll never get there!"

That was probably a little far, but he looks wayyyy too sick to punch me! I needed to take this chance!

But what happened next, shocked Kokichi to his very core.

"W-waaah! Ko-ko-kichi, why are you so m-mean!" Kaito screamed as he tears fell down his cheeks. The boy took off before Kokichi could say or do anything. Not that he would have. The smaller boy stood there, mouth agape as he watched Kaito go.

"What the hell?" Kokichi muttered, dumbfounded.

Now I just kinda feel like a petty bully...

But suddenly his expression flipped into a smile.

But at least today won't be boring!

He chuckled to himself as he pranced to the dining hall.

The sight before him was circus-like in nature. Kaito sat in a corner being comforted by a very confused Maki. Himiko ran circles around the dining room table while flailing her arms, all while being chased by Tenko and Kiibo. And the weirdest sight of all was Kirumi and Angie flinging what looked like yesterday's dinner absolutely everywhere. Tsumugi, Gonta, Ryoma and Shuichi were doing their best to try to stop them, but the two kept dancing out of their grasps, all while smiling and laughing. Korekiyo and Miu stood in separate corners of the room, Miu laughing wildly and Korekiyo observing just like his creepy ass always does.

"Hey Cock-ichi! You feelin' weird too? Maybe you're gonna wanna start telling the truth now!"

"You know what Miu! I am feeling truthful today!" Kokichi beamed, "And the truth is that I don't really want to speak with a cum-soaked urinal cake when there is so many more interesting things going on!" He looked at her with the mischievous smile and dagger eyes as she sputtered, "Aww what's wrong? Does the truth hurt?" He feigned a pout.

She frowned and stuttered, "S-same o-ol-d Kok-ichi t-then..."

"Neeheehee! You wouldn't want it any other way!"

Now that that bitch is out of the way, time to figure out what the hell is going on here.

"Puhuhuhuhu!" the familiar laugh of Monokuma rang through the room.