Lil Eazy E POV
Ummmm....😂😂😂😂 1993 was the highlight of my year. My dad was still having on going beef with Dre which got worser🤣🤣🤣🤣 Dre dissed my dad by putting out Dre Day. Unfortunately my dad was kinda bothered so he put out Real Muthaphukkin G's and totally roast his ass🤣🤣🤣. Man me and my sister Erica were laughing hard as hell. Derrick and Erin were in the room and my other sister Kida was playing with them. I'm telling you , that was the best diss track ever. My dad had a new group called Bone Thugs N Harmony. They sounded very good. They are from Cleveland,so that's why in some videos , they rap by burning trash cans. Me and my sister always had done pranks but mostly on my dad. So we pranked my dad by saying Erica has a boyfriend. I'm telling you , my dad is so overprotective of Erica. That is a good thing because my dad just want best for his babygirl. My dad misses when Erica was a baby. But not them temper tantrums🤣🤣🤣🤣 Erica use to throw them feisty sweat- breaking ass temper tantrums. It's either she's sleepy,greedy, or doesn't get her way.Erica always been a mean ass🤣🤣🤣 Erica also says what's on her mind without thinking first and thats what gets her in trouble the most. My sister also has the most prettiest eyes you will ever seen besides my mama. Her eyes are like a mixture of brown, green, and gray. Almost like hazel eyes. When Erica gets in trouble with my dad, she would get them big pretty puppy dog eyes and that baby voice and he will give in. Now my dad is very hard and tough, but his sons, especially his daughters, they make him soft. Most boys try to hit on Erica because of her eyes. Them eyes would make you fall in love with her. I also have the pretty eyes but mines are a little bit more like my dad's. I mean I gotta little bit of green in it but mostly light Bambi brown. My dad also has pretty chocolate brown eyes. So when my dad came home from the studio, we pranked him. My sister said " Ummm ..... Daddy , I have something to tell you". My dad said "OK tell me" . Then my sister said " promise me you won't get mad" man my dad said " I'm not promising shit. Tell me what you did. " Me and my sister started laughing. "Okay so Daddy , I have a boyfriend". I was a little scared about his reaction🤣🤣🤣🤣 He then said " Erica stop fucking playing with me, like you already know I don't play about that shit. Like you too young for a boyfriend . You need to get in a relationship with them damn books. You are 7 ..... You Heard Me 7. What you need a boyfriend for? At this age y'all can't do anything. Fuck all these no good having ass niggas, just be worried about getting your damn paper so you can live a good life." The next thing Erica said set my dad off. " Well I have a boyfriend and THATS THAT. YOU GONNA ACCEPT IT AND IF YOU DON'T YOU CAN HIT THA DOOR. HE LOVES ME . IM GONNA HAVE HIS BABY." Man I was laughing so damn hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 my dad said this "ERICA MARIE WRIGHT. FOR THE LAST DAMN TIME, YOU ARE TOO YOUNG FOR A MUTHAFUCKING BOYFRIEND . YOU HEARD ME LITTLE GIRL. I DON'T KNOW WHO THE HELL YOU TALKING TOO BUT YOU GONE TO DAMN FAR. I DON'T HAVE TO ACCEPT SHIT. I AM A GROWN ASS MAN. I HANDLE MY GROWN MAN SHIT. YOU DONT PAY NO DAMN BILL UP IN THIS BITCH , SO SHUT UP. YOU LUCKY I DIDN'T CALL YO DAMN MAMA. THAT BOY CANT PROVIDE FOR YOU OR TAKE CARE , SO YOU DON'T NEED A DAMN BOYFRIEND . I'M THE ONLY BOY THAT YOU NEED IN YOUR LIFE. YOU GOT ME. YOU BETTA STAY YO ASS IN SCHOOL AND HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH THEM BOOKS AND THEM GRADES. YOU NEVA BEEN IN LOVE . YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT LOVE IS. TAKE YO FAST ASS IN THE ROOM AND COLOR IN SOME COLORING BOOKS. I DON'T WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT. 😂😂😂😂 I was literally crying and laughing. My stomach was hurting so bad from laughing. Derrick was laughing like he was retarded. Erin looked confused . Kida was saying "Ohhhh just got checked" Kida made me laugh again which made my stomach hurt worse. Erica was looking speechless. She started laughing hard. "Erica I'm dead ass serious about this boyfriend shit." This next line made me laugh harder than the first time. " I don't care what you want to hear. I have a boyfriend and I know what love is. He be teaching it to me every night like he be getting it in. He coming here in 5 minutes. He gone marry me too and I'm gone have his first kid. YOU GONE BE A GRANDFATHER!!!!!" The next line, I was speechless. I couldn't believe my dad said this. " ERICA . YOU KEEP ON TRYING ME. KEEP ON. YOU GOT ME ALL THE WAY FUCKED UP. GRANDFATHER MY MUTHAFUCKING ASS. YOU ARE TOO YOUNG TO BE MARRIED OR EVEN GET MARRIED. YOU ARE 7 YEARS OLD. YOU STILL A DAMN MINOR. YOU IS NOT GROWN. I WISHED A BOY WOULD COME HERE,BECAUSE ONCE I SEE HIM , MY ASS IS GOING TO BE BEHIND A JAIL CELL FOR MURDER. YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO BE THINKING ABOUT NO DAMN KIDS.YOU A KID YOURSELF. A LITTLE BABY YOUR OWN SELF . IF I EVER FIND OUT YOU ARE HAVING ANY KIND OF SEX UNTIL YOUR GROWN, IMMA BEAT YO ASS SO BAD WITH A DAMN BELT. YOU THINK IM JOKING BUT IM NOT. IM DEAD ASS SERIOUS. GO CHILL THE FUCK OUT SOMEWHERE BECAUSE NOW YOU PISSING ME OFF. I BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD I CAN TAKE YOU OUT.
YOU CAME OUT MY DAMN BALLS. YOU SWAM OUT MY DICK!!!!. Bruh I was screaming laughing . Erica was more shocked than before. I saw tears kinda welled up in her eyes. I guess she knew she was playing but she was kinda hurt. I felt bad a little bad. Then I said , " Man if you don't shut your Jheri curl having as-". " Eric you betta shut the fuck up before I pop you in ya damn mouth. Now don't play with me Goddamit." I was trying so hard not to laugh. Then we told him it was a prank and he was kinda agitated. " Y'all play to damn much. Erica you betta be glad it's a prank because I was finna get you. I finna head back to the studio. Love y'all ". We all said in unison "Love ya too".
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FanfictionLil Eazy -E is going to tell his story of about The Godfather of Gangsta Rap( Eazy Muthaphukkin E)😎👑 He is going to talk about how loving and caring his dad was.His dad was different than the Eazy- E persona. In some cases he was being his self bu...