FML

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Oct. 18th (2014)

Sat.

Wow. I'm so embarrassed. I'm like shaking. I can't EVEN.

I was just done giving my baby sister bath when the doorbell rings. My aunt and I kept yelling at my sister to not open it- BUT SHE DID. AND I HATE HER.

I ran to the door and had to answer.

It was two guys, one girl. The guy who spoke seriously looked like Joe Jonas- an exact fudging replica of him. Like he could honestly be his twin! But anyways guess what he wanted?

A donation.

Guess for who?

MY SCHOOL. A DONATION FOR MY SCHOOL.

But that's not the worst part. I had on a black t-shirt. WITH NO BRA BC IM IN MY HOUSE. And some shorts , my legs fully out. ALL STUBLY AND SHIT. And my hair- ohhhhh gosh. It looked like a birds nest in the back with twigs sticking out in the front .

Lol but guys, guys, it gets better!

I turn to see who else it is bc you know why not? AND GUESS WHO THE OTHER GUY IS?

ITS MY FUDGING CRUSH. MY WHITE-BOY-TALL-BLUE-EYES CRUSH.

LIKE ALL I LITERALLY HEARD FROM JOE JONAS WAS "Hi Garfield Highschool would Donation?" BC THE NEXT SECOND I SAW ANDREW (his name) AND I WAS LIKE "O.O yeah okay hold on," AND I RAN INSIDE AND TRIPPED AND SCREECHED SO UGLY LIKE EW AND I TOLD MY AUNT TO GO SEE WHAT THEY WANTED. I LEFT MY BABY SISTER BUTTNAKED IN THE LIVING ROOM AND ran to my room because I was wlxkwnxjsnx. I laid on my bed and started to shake like I couldn't handle it OMG FML.

For the past five minutes I've been playing in my head how it will go next time I see him . I just want to get sucked up in my bed and stay there forever Omg I'm so done with life AND MY SISTER , I DONT LIKE HER ISMXKEKDJWKDND FUAHDNNEZNNXWKJXNSKXKWUVH.

Make me feel better D:

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