mileven one-shots

hell with it!

"And once the water starts to rise, and heaven's out of sight, she'll want the devil on her team."

     Everyone, this isn't based on the song, I just wanted to include it because it said hell in it. ALSO, this one shot is not angst or any of that, it's very hilarious if I were to say so myself.
On with the story and on we shall go.

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It had been an average school day for Michael Wheeler; nothing new, nothing old, just the daily old schedule. But, the one part to his day that made him stop and stare for a while; was when he saw his beautiful, amazing girlfriend. He loved her more than anything and she loved him.

"Ay little lover boy has to go suck faces with his sexy ass girlfriend!" Dustin cooed, hopping on his shiny, bright bike. "Just shut up, Dustybuns!" Mike clapped back. "Ah, ya got me there ya chump!" Dustin shouted, beginning to peddle and steer away from the school. "Later!" "Later!" Mike waved back at the curly haired boy.

Mike was very excited, now that all his friends had gone, to go and see the girl whose eyes were so bright, they made the stars stop shining. He unloaded his bike from the rack outside the main doors, and began to cruise on it until he reached El's new, small, secluded house.

Mike did the special knock, and halfway between the knocks, El opened the door with a wide smile, and embraced him with a large squeeze. "I missed you. How was the learning of school?" She wondered, closing the door as the two walked in. "It was HELL." Mike replied, exaggeranting how boring and awful school was to him. "Hell?" El asked, innocently. "HELL," Mike started, "it's a place where bad people go who could not fix their mistakes when they die. Murderers, druggers, you name 'em!" El pulled away, a shocked look covering her face.

    "You're a... murderer?" She gulped, fear controlling her body. "No, no, no, El!" Mike shouted. "Then why did you go to hell!" She argued in anger. The freckled boy chuckled, his girlfriend not having knowledge of the world for the life of her. "It's an expression; hell is also where satan lives and it's just a really bad place." He explained. "Oh... okay." El said, feeling dumb.

    "Hey! It's okay, obviously you didn't know 'cause ya just didn't know!" Mike tried comforting the auburn haired girl. "Hell with it." She said, which shocked him. "Wait... what?" Mike asked, very confused as to what she had just voiced. "Hell with it!" El urged, opening her eyebrows trying to help him understand what she was saying. "Do you even know what that means?" Mike raised an eyebrow, implicating he knew she hadn't had any clue what the words that just had came out of her mouth meant.

     El fidgeted with her fingers for a bit, then shook her head no. "I hear my dad say it, I just don't have knowledge of what it means." She replied.

     Then, Mike burst out with sudden laughter. "You are just too cute for this world! El Hopper!" The girl's cheeks came a rosy shade of red, as she tufted with her hair and had a small smile.

     "I love you, you know that right?" Mike asked, smiling.

                       "I love you too."

       "But what does to hell with it mean?"

                      "Uh..."

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          Word count: 571

     Sorry for the short one here, I love making these and for this I just thought it was too darn adorable! <3