Emerson

T E N

If you don't have internet and can't see the picture above it's in Emerson's P.O.V :)
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"You're right this is crazy." I slowly nod staring at the many cartons of eggs and toilet paper in front of me.

I shrug "I'm in."

As I said I showed up at Ace's house shortly after he called and when i got here he explained how Mrs. Blair -A.K.A satan in the form of a short old woman- gave him a bad grade on his latest essay so he wants to get her back.

"Great! I called Caleb he's on his way." I nod figuring Caleb wouldn't pass up this opportunity.

An hour later we are in front of Mrs. Blair's house tossing eggs and toilet paper all of the lawn and anywhere else that includes her property.

I "accidentally" hit Caleb with one of the eggs making me and Ace laugh and Caleb chase me around. I'm guessing we weren't as quiet as we hoped and a couple of lights turn on inside their house.

We all momentarily freeze. "Uh oh."

I snap out of my trance when the door open and look at the idiots next to me "What are you doing?! Run!"

They comply and we all split up noticing police cars appearing at the end of the road.

I decide hiding is my best option and jump behind a fence with a sigh of relief.

Quickly after my eyes widen at the sight of a large dog in front of me.

I slowly stand up "Nice doggy."

The damn thing barks.

"No no! Sh!" This makes him bark more and before i can get the hell out of there two flashlights are shining in my face with smug officers behind them.

I squint my eyes and put my hand up. "Hey boys." I chuckle nervously.

I hate dogs.

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"Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way-"

"EMERSON ALEXAS MARIGOLD!"

My eyes grow the size of golf balls and I mutter a "Oh god."

My oh so lovely fuming mother and amused father are now standing in front of us with the remaining of our amused group of friends.

Why did I call my parents and not let the idiots get me out? Well you see if my mom found out that i was arrested and I didn't tell her I would have to face her full wrath.

At least this way I have a chance at a peaceful death.

I stand up and nervously laugh "Hi mommy."

"Oh thank god!" the officer stands from his desk "If i had to hear Jingle bells one more time i was going to rip my ears off."

Sams brows furrow "It's September?"

I shrug "It's catchy."

The officer unlocks the cell making my eyes once again pop out of my head in panic.

"What are you doing!" He looks at me like i'm crazy.

"Letting you go?"

"Are you crazy?!" i hiss. "These bars are the only thing keeping me from my death."

He thinks for a moment and then shrugs proceeding to open the cell door.

I gap at him wiping an invisible tear from my cheek "I thought we were friends Jim."

He stares at me blankly. "My names Alan."

The others chuckle at the exchange. All except for the grim reaper.

I sheepishly smile under her glare and run behind Navaeh and sam. "I'm to young to die."

"I was just planning on kicking your ass but if you don't get over here i'm gonna kill you."

I slowly take small steps towards her. When i'm right beside her she flicks me in the forehead "You fool."

"Ow!"

I mentally do a happy dance at the fact that i'm still breathing.

When we get outside I run through he door with my arms open wide "FREEDOM!"

"We were in there for an hour." Caleb announces.

"What's your point, you hobo."

"Come on idiot." My dad sighs still amused by the whole situation.

Im surprised it my first time getting arrested.

Okay let me explain.

I know i have one or two readers that have stuck with all of the chapters at the moment and i haven't posted in forever and i apologize.

Long story short my life sucks and i have lacked all motivation for absolutely anything but now i'm back into my writing and i'm going to finish this book with at least daily updates i promise.