Do you ever find yourself crying after listening to a full album of show tunes? Or perhaps you want SO bad for the characters to have a happy ending that you block out the last few songs. It happens to the best of us.
Well now you can set all those worries aside with this guide of how to have your musical end happily.
All you have to do is stop listening at the right sing and magically block out the rest!
Hamilton- Non-Stop. Don't even go into act 2.
Hadestown- Promises. That way, Eurydice and Orpheus get to walk out of hell and live their best life without worries.
Tuck Everlasting- Everlasting. Just pretend that Winnie and Jesse ended up together for the rest of time.
Les Mis-One Day More. What do you mean Marius and Cosette are the only ones that survive the musical?
In the Heights- Carnaval Del Barrio. No death here. Nope. Nada. Nothing.
Bonnie & Clyde- Bonnie. Yeah, they were criminals, but they were also in love.
Bandstand- This is Life. Donny and Julia fall in love, the band wins the competition and still gets famous without getting cheated out.
Heathers- Freeze Your Brain- Instead of falling for JD, Veronica ditches and everyone stays alive.
Billy Elliot- Electricity. What do you mean the strike got lost? It doesn't matter anyways, because Billy is a ballet star.
Dear Evan Hansen- Don't. Just don't.
