Oneshots- Joe and Dianne 💜❤️

30th birthday: Sister's know these things

A/N This chapter is slightly different, mainly with interactions between Joe and Zoe

Zoe's POV:

"Alf, are Joe and Di here yet?" I yell out the back door, watching my favourite man-child bounce on his trampoline as we wait for our guests to arrive. Bouncing slightly harder than previously, he glances over the fence and grins, "Yeah Zo! They've just pulled up, I'll go and meet them." watching him dive towards the gate, I half heartedly yell after him, " Bring them in, don't forget to say happy birthday to Dianne!", tidying the last few objects and putting the kettle on, I head outside to see my brother and his beautiful girlfriend, who have decided to celebrate Dianne's 30th birthday in Brighton with Alfie and myself, as well as a few of our friends. Dianne has been on tour a lot recently and I know it has been taking its toll on our Joseph; as much as he doesn't willingly admit it often, he really misses her when she is away from him, so i'm trying to make today a relaxing day, where they can just enjoy each other's company and have some fun.

Opening the door to let them in, Alfie instantly hands the massive cakebox over to me to take to the kitchen and Dianne dances in behind him as Joe grabs the bags and things from the car. Shit, I've got to be so careful with this, I CANNOT be responsible for dropping or damaging her thirtieth cake, no way...Joe planned this for ages too! Why did Alf have to give it to me...he's stronger than me! Sliding it carefully on to the countertop, Joe and Alfie start on boxing it as I head over to Dianne, wrapping her in a tight hug. "oh shiiiit!" Alfie mutters as Joe gasps, looking up, Joe looks like he is about to cry and Di steps forward to see what the drama is about. "Oh No! my cake! What happened?" I feel the colour drain from my face...I didn't do that, did I? "But I was so careful! Dianne i'm so sorry! Joe...I'll organise another one for you, it'll be late but i'll get it sorted, oh my god.." I'm distracted by a sudden giggle and a few snickers behind me and soon realise that everyone is laughing at me! Joe grabs me and pulls me into a hug before muttering, " I broke the bloody cake driving down here but your reaction was priceless, we couldn't help it!" Glancing round the room, Dianne has the brightest smile, Alfie is still laughing to himself and Joe is finishing the tea for everyone.."You're all a bunch of arseholes! I hate every single one of you, especially you Alfie Deyes!" I laugh, shaking my head in disbelief. Stepping away from the counter, Alf moves behind me, wrapping his arms around me and pressing a sweet kiss on the top of my head, " I'm sorry little one, it was Joe's idea though!" he smirks before grabbing Dianne and dragging her outside to the skate ramp and trampoline. Catching Joe's gaze, I can't help but smile...our little family right here is making him so happy, the happiest he has ever been....Something he thought he would never have.

Joe's POV:

Watching the interaction between Di and Zalfie, I can't stop the grin that takes over my face as Alfie drags an unsuspecting Dianne outside to his latest toys before Sean and the others arrive. All I have ever dreamed of is a girl with a good sense of humour, who gets on well with my family and here we are...at my sister's house...with my brother in law and my girlfriend-who ASKED to spend her birthday with my family. "She's really the one, huh Joseph?" Zoe's soft voice drags me from my thoughts, forcing me to pull my gaze off Dianne and back to the kitchen where I've been standing. Rubbing the back of my neck sheepishly, "I...I don't know Zo....I think so...but lets face it, we are months into our relationship and I still have no clue what I am doing. Whether I'm doing it right or wrong? I still stress out endlessly...I'm just not good at this I guess." Running my hands through my hair again and again, I begin pacing the kitchen until Zoe comes over and forces me into a seat, settling on the arm of the chair and placing her arm around me, rubbing my shoulder comfortingly. "Have you calmed yourself down now Joseph? Remembered to breathe again?" she questions softly, nodding and lifting my head from my hands, she moves across to the seat in front of me. " I think it's time for a sister intervention. Just let me check on Alf and Dianne, make sure they have everything so we can have a good Sugg sibling chat. Its been a while, hasn't it?" she mutters softly, sticking her head out the back door, asking if our significant others were okay together and if they needed anything, before bringing us into the living room and closing the door.

"Joseph, why on earth do you think you don't know what you're doing?" Sighing deeply, I let the emotions bubble over: Before Dianne, there is no way I would be doing this but what's the point in hiding my emotions anymore.  "Zoe, what if i'm the worst boyfriend on the planet? Like Di has done this all before, she knows what its like and everything that goes on. My last girlfriend was over 8years ago and then there was...well you know how THAT ended up. I'm honestly the worlds worst boyfriend- her 30th birthday and I broke her bloody cake and bought her a prepacked sandwich for her lunch.  For Christ's sake Alf got you steps for your birthday! don't know why she's still with me, I honestly have to pinch myself everyday." I grumble angrily, tugging my hair again, internally laughing because if Di could she me now, she would 100% tell me off for it.  "Joe, I'm going to stop you right there. So what you bought her a sandwich? That's what she asked for! As for the cake? That wasn't your fault, it was a long drive and I highly doubt any cake would've survived, alright? You drove half way up the bloody country so she could have a comfy journey home and be back in time to celebrate all 24hours of her birthday with you. You bought her many gifts and that trip to Finland! We both know Di isn't a materialistic person, she's so grateful to just be able to spend time with you. And yes, she's had boyfriends before but as she has said herself, they weren't like this and they failed for a reason...because the universe was making her wait for you. Look at it from my point of view, I've never had another proper boyfriend other than Alfie so maybe us Suggs are destined to find the "one" first time round. " she smiles, obviously reminiscing on her own relationship over the years. "Do you really think so Zo? I know she isn't materialistic but do you really think she only wants to spend time with me? With us?" I ponder, my mood improving slightly as the stress seemingly evaporates. "Joseph Graham Sugg. I KNOW so. She is head over heels in love with you and I know you feel the same way for her. I've never ever seen you this way, the way you look at her, the way you two are constantly touching and the little kisses and cuddles when you think people aren't looking. You'd do anything for that girl and I know she would be the same. She's the one Joe,  sisters know these things. Now shake off those anxieties and get out there and love your girl. You've third wheeled with Alf and I long enough, it's our turn to third wheel you two."
With a new found spring in my step, I head outside where Alfie is attempting to teach Di to skate and bless her, she is NOT a natural. "Alright Alfie I give up, it's like me teaching you to dance...it's probably not going to end up well." She giggles, making her way over to me and placing a subtle kiss on my chest as she cuddles in. Pulling back slightly, I lift her chin so she's facing me and kiss her fiercely, smirking as Alfie wolf whistles and I wrap my arms around her waist, resting my hands on the bottom of her spine. "What was that for? And where did it come from?" She beams up at me.
Zoe is right. She is the one for me and I'm never ever letting her. Smiling over and Zo, who is now cuddled into Alfie on his lap, I wink at her before turning my attention back to my beautiful girlfriend. "I love you Dianne Buswell, you really are my everything, you know that? Happy birthday my love." Brushing the hair from her face, I kiss her passionately again, this time ignoring the cheering and wolf-whistling from Alfie and the desperate pleas from Zoe to shut him up. Looking over at him, " Oi Alfie mate? I didn't get on like that when you were running your hands over my sister, now piss off and leave me and my girl alone" i chuckle. As we walk towards them hand in hand, she tugs me back towards her, wrapping her arms around my neck and pressing her body against mines. "I meant to say earlier, I love you too Joseph Sugg. Thank you! This has been the best birthday ever! You really are my everything." She says, pressing a gentle kiss on my lips before making a beeline for Zoe, giggling like a kid again.

The two girls disappear into the kitchen, holding on to each other and whispering furiously as Alfie turns to me, "You've got it baaad bro!" He smirks.

He's got a point.
I do.