Oneshots- Joe and Dianne 💜❤️

Loveseat: A lot of serious conversations happen here.

Dianne's POV:

My favourite thing about Joe's house?

His loveseat.

So naturally, after waking up at 6.30am on my day off, I press a delicate kiss to Joseph's forehead and head downstairs so he can sleep a little longer. He has made it well known that i'm wriggly and fidgety when I wake up and after the amount of work Joe has done in the last few days, I can't deny that he deserves a lie in today so I make my morning coffee, boot up my laptop and curl up in my favourite seat in a bid to entertain myself until my little one wakes. I seriously need to treat myself to a new laptop...this one is starting to take the absolute piss and with my youtube channel taking off, I do need something decent to work with. I wonder how Joseph feels about a shopping trip today? Shifting round so I can face out this window, I begin making a mental note of the items on my shopping list...

"BOO"

"Joseph Graham Sugg! You absolute IDIOT, I could've dropped my laptop or my phone! Come here you." I grumble, reluctantly pulling his mischievous face closer for a morning kiss as he chuckles, clearly impressed with his attempt to scare me. "I'm sorry darling, you just looked so cute and focused when I came down, I couldn't resist. Will you forgive me?" he mutters, settling himself behind me and establishing the title of "Big spoon" as his arms snake underneath me and around my waist, kissing every exposed bit of skin along my shoulder and neck as an apology. Grinning to myself, I twist over so I can face him, depositing my laptop and phone safely on the floor first and batting my eyelashes as I meet his gaze, " How about a shopping trip to say sorry to me? I need to go into London and get myself a new laptop and a few other bits and i really don't want to go alone...pleaasseeeee? I'll make it worth your while." I wink, having fully planned my shopping trip in my head, knowing rightly that there is one shop on my list that will catch his attention and it is NOT the apple store.
Rolling his eyes dramatically and sighing, " I suppose, but you better know what laptop you want because I am not waiting all day to explain it to you. Is there many shops on your list, will this be an all day affair?" I can't help but grin up at him, I really do have the best boyfriend about, " If we leave the house for 9ish, we should be back home for lunch time and we can just have a lazy day then after i've unpacked everything of course. Now let go of me and go and take a shower smellyboy, I need to get dressed and put some makeup on in case we get spotted." Choosing to ignore me, he pulls me even closer to him, smothering my face into his chest, "Joeeeeeee, move! Come on! My bank account is practically begging me to spend this money, let's go!"

He very reluctantly lets me get up and we begin to sort ourselves out for our trip to town and I am actually very excited to have a quick shopping trip and just a day with my boy in general. Time flies in as before we know it, we are strolling hand in hand down the street, swinging bags of shopping and i spy the final shop in my list...one I can guarantee Joseph has never been in before.

Victoria's secret.

"Di..Dianne! I can't go into there! No, I'll wait outside." He stutters, looking like a dear in headlights.

"Yes you can! Just look at how many other guys are in there right now. If you're good, I'll even let you pick a set. Now move it, you muppet." I giggle. As I wander the aisles like a woman on a mission, Joe's eyes go out on stalks as I hand him the various items i've lifted. Nearing the end of the store, I notice his eyes dart over to a little green two piece, so flashing him a knowing look, I lift it and head off to pay.

Shopping trip, completed.

Joe's POV:

"Oh my GOD Dianne! I cannot believe you brought me underwear shopping with you! And I can't believe just how many types of knickers there are! I always assumed it was like one style does all sort of thing, maybe two at a push when you moved in but wow. I just...never did I think i'd see the day where my GIRLFRIEND dragged me knicker shopping. I think I need a lie down now..." Still mortified from our earlier trip, I dive onto the loveseat and stretch out as Dot makes coffee for us both before joining me, mirroring out position from this morning. " Joseph, you're going to see them anyway because in case you haven't noticed, I live here now. Which means we share a bed. And a laundry pile. I'm in this for life so you better get used to it bub." she teases, lifting her left hand to cup my face, trying to calm the blush in my cheeks. Manoeuvring so I can kiss her palm, I nuzzle into her like the softie that I am, " I'm in this for life too Miss Buswell, you know that I fully intend to put a ring on this hand someday, make you mines forever. Even if it means going to Victoria's secret with you and washing your dirty pants and on a totally unrelated note...LEAVING THE BLOODY CHOCOLATE CUPBOARD OPEN DI."

"Hey! At least it wasn't the fridge this time. It can be left open for now, I don't want to move yet. Tell me more about this ring you're getting me. What else do you see in our future, we haven't chatted about this much yet and i'm interested to hear your point of view." she whisper's, tracing a pattern across my chest and playing with the hem of my shirt, both of us clearly feeling very cuddly today. Her sudden interest in our future sends a shiver down my spine and butterflies to my stomach but it all feels right. " Well my love, its not going to be a massive, tacky ring because I know how you feel about that, no it'll be something delicate, definitely silver because that's your favourite. I always had the idea of a red stone, just as a homage to your famous red hair, something not strictly traditional but that will change, I'll know the ring when I see it. A beautiful, simple wedding, perhaps in Australia on the beach? Or at least somewhere warm so we don't have to worry about the weather, with both of our families there, Billy and Mia has flower girl and page boy of course and the strictly family too. After that, we can go on our honeymoon, anywhere in the world. For as long as you want beautiful, I'll let you organise that if you want? Finally, i've always imagined at least two kids, an artistic girl and a little dancer boy maybe? Maybe more, i've always wanted a big family but it is entirely your body so your choice, I will love you no matter what happens." I finish, gently twirling the ends of her hair and dipping my head to press a loving kiss along her hairline before lifting her face up to read her emotions, (Something i've gotten quite good at I must say,) and I am met with her breath taking amber eyes, filled with unshed tears and that famous Buswell smile, cute little dimple popping out.

" I love you Joseph. More than I can ever say. I can't wait for that life with you my love, there is no one I would rather do that with. Only thing i'd change is that you said two kids...I'm thinking four and a dog but we will know when we get to that stage. It's all so perfect." and with that, a single tear rolls down her face. Wiping it away and kissing the place where it was, I chuckle softly, " A lot of serious conversations happen here Dot, have you noticed? I first confessed how I felt about you here, you told me you loved me for the first time here, I finally admitted just how much I miss you here. We've also had our first valentines day and birthday here and now marriage and kids! It's a sign Dotty, this really is our safe place."

" Well I have another confession to add to the list then Joseph, this seat right here? Lying in your arms this way, against your chest with my head against your heart...it's my favourite place in the world. It is the one place where I feel safe, unquestionably safe, a place where I can share my love with you, my affection and my weaknesses. I just love you so much." she admits, looking almost sheepish. "Hey hey! Don't look away like that, I love your confessions know matter where they happen but knowing how you feel about this seat, makes it even more special to me now. Come here you, we really are soft today aren't we? Like some sort of fanfiction shit right now." I laugh

"What's fanfiction?" she as quizzically

"Yeah...no i'll explain that to you another day, let's not change the mood darling, come here." With that, I capture her lips with a searing kiss, my hand tangling its way into her hair, holding her as close to me as humanly possible. Breaking for breath, she stands up and makes her way to close the cupboard door, " Come on Joseph, make it up to me for scaring me earlier and reward me for closing the door...I might even give you a fashion show if you're lucky." She smirks, holding her hand out for me to catch it before heading up the stairs.

A lot of serious conversations happen in that love seat and all of them reach the same conclusion.

I am a lucky boy.