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*THIRSTY THIRDT TWEETS AHEAD THAT MENTION MATURE THEMES*

"Hi, I'm Tom Holland."

"I'm Sophie Stan and we're going to be reading some thirst tweets. I have never been more excited for something in my life."

"So excited that you had to wake me up at three in the morning?"

"It's like Christmas for me, don't be a grinch."

"I wanna read yours first," Tom picked up the tub that contained all of the thirst tweets to do with Sophie then pulled one out, "Sophie Stan as Blair blanco makes me feel things."

"Aww, I'm glad I make you feel things."

Tom shook the tub and picked out another one, "don't want to be nsfw- what does that mean?"

"Not safe for work."

"Ohh, anyways. Don't want to be nsfw but I want to hold Sophie Stan's hand."

"That's a cute one. I like that."

"If the rest are like that then it won't be that bad."

"Tom honey, I wouldn't be surprised if that was the only one."

Tom picked out another one and his eyes looked like they were about to fall out of his head, "I want Sophie stan to eat me out with a melon baller."

"With what size though?"

"They have a bigger one and a smaller one."

"I need more information about that."

"Next one. Not sure if I'm more jealous that Sophie getting to make out with lorenzo or that Lorenzo gets to make out with Sophie."

"I'm keeping that and showing Lorenzo," Sophie laughed, folding up the piece of paper and putting it in her pocket.

"This one might be my favourite. Sophie stan can sleep with me, break my heart and never call me back and do it as many times as she want and I would thank her."

"Thank you I guess?"

"miss Sophie stan please can you choke me with that jaw cause DAMN. That's my favourite."

"How do you choke someone with your jaw. I'll need to practice then get back to you on that one."

"And the last one. riverdale cast: we're daddy
Me and intellect: Sophie stan is daddy PERIODT."

"That's like the best compliment I've ever gotten."

"That's That done."

"Your turn!" Sophie exclaimed excitedly and picked up the tub with the thirst tweets for Tom in it, "Tom Holland please come over here and fuck me with that English accent." Sophie looked at the piece of paper and then at Tom, "how does that work?"

Tom shrugged, "Do you, like, I don't know."

"Anywho. Next. I need my sexy voice for this one."

"What's your sexy voice?"

"You know in civil war after Blair was throw into a wall?"

"Oh that voice. Okay continue."

"I need Tom Holland to grind on me the same way he was grinding on the umbrella."

Tom needed to remind himself that Sophie was only reading someone's tweet and not just saying that, "oh like the lip sync battle, I like that."

"Tom Holland can do whatever he wants with me with his American accent."

"I'm getting quite hot now. Jesus christ."

"Do you need a drink? A fan?" Sophie joked and began to fan him with her hands.

"Bring on the next one."

"I want Tom Holland to shoot his web fluid all over me if you catch my drift, smirky face."

"I don't think I know what they mean."

"I'll explain later. Anyways next one. Tom Holland looks like he has a huge dick. That's it. That's the tweet."

"Well- I'm not even going to say what I was going to say. That's just gonna open up a whole can of worms. Next one please."

"Okay. I want Tom Holland to light me on fire."

"Are you sure ?"

"I just saw someone on the time line say Tom Holland isn't attractive... THIS ISNT ATTRACTIVE?"

"Aw I'm blushing."

"Final one. Tom Holland looks like the kind of guy that after a hard day he would give u a hug then be the best sex you ever had."

"Aww, thank you I think."

"All done."

"That was fun. I'm not even gonna lie."

"I'm Sophie stan."

"I'm Tom Holland and we just read your thirst tweets."