Starbucks barista: what will it be today?
Machine Connor: I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN
Everyone: turns to look at him
Hank: eggs... He would like some eggs...
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Starbucks barista: what will it be today?
Machine Connor: I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN
Everyone: turns to look at him
Hank: eggs... He would like some eggs...