Simon: are we friends?
Markus: yes?
Simon: can we hold hands?
Markus: ...sure?
Simon: can we kiss?
Markus, surprised : woah hold the fuck up that escalated way too quickly
Simon: ...is that a no? :(
Markus: fuck i'm sorry i didn't mean to make it seem like a refusal i just-
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