House MD

The fetish

I was walking down the hallway with House, nobody else. It was kind of awkward as we weren't talking but it was fine I guess? Finally he spoke up.

"What do you see in Wilson?" He asked

"what?"

"You heard me"

"Why is this any of your business?"

"Because Wilson is my best friend and I don't want him getting hurt" he said sarcastically, as if he would even care if we broke up. As we were walking down the hallway a man spilled an open urine sample on House.

"I'm sorry. I'm sorry." He said

"Who the hell walks around with an open urine sample?" Said House, pissed off

"I'm sorry, I didn't, uh, I didn't... I'm sorry I'll get a towel" he said and ran away

"You think that was a bit of an overreaction?" I said

"Well, he peed on me. I'm not into that." He said. I sniffed his jacket

"It's apple juice. Now we're going to find that man and apologize. One more patient complaint and you're looking at a suspension."

We turned the corner and saw that the man was leaning against a glass wall and breathing heavily. We walked up to him

"I forgive you for ruining my jacket." Said House

He didn't move.

"Look, you seem like a regular kind of guy, not the type to get another regular guy into trouble or you know, file a complaint" House said trying to get out of the complaint being filed.

He still said nothing

"Well I think he forgives me" House said as he turned around

"Wait" I said and went up to the man. I looked at his pupils

"House, his pupils are blown!"

"What, are you saying I gave the guy a stroke?!?"

I ran up to the nurse

"Get a wheelchair, and get this guy into the ER!"

"What happened?" Said Wilson as he walked up to us

"House got in a little dispute with a guy"

"His right pupil's blown." Said House

"Holy... you gave the guy a stroke?" said Wilson, shocked as he sprung into action. He grabbed his stethoscope and checked his pulse

"I'm going to get a gurney" he said and ran off

"Shit, House do you always need to be such an ass?!"

"You call me an ass, my momma calls me special" he said sarcastically

A few minutes later we got him to the ER and House decided to take on the case. House, Wilson and I walked into the office.

"21-year-old male, comes in with grinding of the teeth." Said House

"How is that a case?" Asked Foreman

"And House gives him a stroke, totally blows out his right pupil." Added Wilson

"You scared a guy into stroking out?" Asked Chase

"Does that surprise anyone here?" I said

"Blown pupils usually means brain stem edema." Said Taub

"Sure, but since he's not dead or in a coma, I'm going with stroke to the optic nerve."

He put up scans on the light board.