Shrek <3

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NOW HIRING!
POSITION: CRIS' WATTPAD GIRLFRIEND (s/o)
REQUIREMENTS: BE ALIVE AND NOICE (I'm thirsty) (but if not, that's fine too) AND PUT UP WITH ME
SALARY: MY LOVE (also see below)
BENEFITS: ME (jk that's not a benefit), MEMES, LOVE, GUD CONVO, ATTENTION AND ADORATION, IM SMART AND ILL HELP U WITH HW, IM FUNNY (I think), L O V E (seriously I'm extra when showing love sometimes lmao), ETC.

ALSO ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS FOR FRIENDS!

PLEASE APPLY @ CRIS' PMs
u gotta pm me lol I won't

Seriously

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