I wrote a Turbulent parody about my crush (yeah, really)

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I have my own Pete Wentz and Patrick combined
Writing fun stuff and making me smile like
Every single day
Loneliness brings a special pain

So date me please and love me harder
I believe in a gay you and me so
So date me please and love me harder
I believe in a gay you and me so

I'd really date you if I could uwuwuwu
I'd love you if you'd let me
Hey you're really great
Hours spent thinking of you
I'm gay for you
I'm gay for you

So date me please and love me harder
I believe in a gay you and me so
So date me please and love me harder
I believe in a gay you and me so

I'd really date you if I could uwuwuwu
I'd love you if you'd let me
Hey you're really great
Hours spent thinking of you
I'm gay for you
I'm gay for you

You can have your own Cristina gay™ (HI!)
I'll text you back fast and I'll make you laugh yeah yeah
You're really great date me please
Yeah I know you are
Let's see where to start
How about the funny messages you post
I know this cuz I stalk you lol
And get happy when you answer
My anxiety is turbulent and permanent
You give me the gay feels
And make me gay for you

So date me please and love me harder
I believe in a gay you and me so
So date me please and love me harder
I believe in a gay you and me so

I'd really date you if I could uwuwuwu
I'd love you if you'd let me
Hey you're really great
Hours spent thinking of you
I'm gay for you
I'm gay for you

I'd really date you if I could uwuwuwu
I'd love you if you'd let me
Hey you're really great
Hours spent thinking of you
I'm gay for you
I'm gay for you

I had a taste of the gay
Then you came into my life
And and you went and laced yourself
Up in the back of my mind
And that's where you left me all gay

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