Sequel to the last one shot in this book. Shoutout to PhanIs4ever for suggesting I write a part 2!
"Dude, come on! How many times have I asked you to not leave your underwear on the floor!" Brian groaned as he picked up his roommates underwear.
"Crap, I'm sorry." Joey Richter called from the bathroom. "Just leave them, I'll get it later."
"Aren't you supposed to leave soon?" Brian asked tentatively as he tossed the underwear into the laundry bin.
"I guess, I didn't really set up a specific time that I was going to meet up with Darren." Joey said as he walked into the living room of the apartment that he shared with Brian. "Why?"
"No reason." Brian brushed off as he grabbed a trash bag and started throwing away soda cans and bags of chips scattered throughout the living room. "Why can't you ever throw away your trash man?" (Tcb reference anyone?)
"I do when I'm expecting company. Are you expecting someone?"
Brian paused in his tracks, biting his lip. "No. No one in particular."
He was a terrible liar. In truth, he'd heard his roommate make plans to go out with Darren tonight, and had taken advantage of the opportunity of an empty apartment to invite a certain someone over.
"Are you wearing cologne?" Joey said with a smirk, walking over.
"No, it's just my deodorant- dude get off!" Brian groaned as Joey grabbed him by his shirt and inhaled.
"That is definitely not your deodorant. You could've just told me that you're having a date over tonight you know."
"I'm not! I just wanted to smell nice, is that such an insane concept?"
Joey raised an eyebrow. "Okay, I'm staying until they arrive. I need to meet this dude who has you all worked up."
"No you don't!" Brian whined as he continued to pick up trash. "You need to call Darren and set a time that you're leaving. Preferably by five."
"Hmmm," Joey teased. "So he's coming over at five? The mystery man that you won't tell me about is coming over at five."
"Do I ask you everything about every girl that you date?" Brian retorted, fighting back a laugh.
"Yes, you do! And you always tell me about the guys you like!"
Brian rolled his eyes. "Well it's not like any of the girls actually matter, I know you're in love with Lauren."
"Definitely not." Joey responded, a little too quickly. "She's like a sister to me."
"A sister you wanna fuck." Brian said with a smirk.
"You're gross. For the record me and Darren are probably gonna go to the club tonight to score some chicks."
"No you're not. You're gonna go to the arcade, eat some fast food, and then jam out when Darren inevitably pulls out his guitar." Brian said matter of factly.
"All of those things could result in us getting chicks. But I guess if I do I can't bring her back here, now can I?"
Brian shrugged as he dropped the bag of trash into the trash can. "I don't know, do whatever you want I guess. You live here too."
"Damn right I do. And I don't feel comfortable having a stranger in my home. So I gotta meet him before I leave. Sorry sweetheart." He said with a smirk.
"Please no." Brian groaned. "Now is not the time for you to be the protective friend. This guy checks out, I promise."
"I'd still like to meet your boy toy."
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Starkid oneshots maybe?
FanfictionWas just Richpez and Rosenwalker oneshots a million years ago buuuut we're revamping into a Starkid oneshots book?🤷🏼♀️ feel free to DM or comment any ship/prompt requests! If you liked my starkids in Hatchetfield series I will be posting oneshot...