Starkid oneshots maybe?

Drunk! ~ Rosenwalker & some Richpez

"Okay, Meredith, Lauren, Jaime; fuck, marry, kill." Joe said.

"What?" Brian Holden laughed nervously. "Right here in front of them?"

"You picked truth." Joe Walker smirked at Holden. This meeting to plan their setlist for Ringcon had failed miserably. They'd all agreed to meet at Tessa and Joe Moses's hotel room to at least put together a set list of what they were going to perform for Ringcon tomorrow, with intention of maybe even rehearsing. Fortunately, Walker and Lauren had had the brilliant idea to buy as much heavy German liquor that they could get their hands on to bring to the inevitably boring meeting. While their set list currently only consisted of Goin' Back to Hogwarts and Granger Danger so far, everyone was drunk enough to lose the ability to care until the morning, where they'd panic and throw something together at the last minute like always.

"Okay, well, kill Meredith obviously." Holden started, earning a slap on the arm from his girlfriend. "Marry Meredith," Holden corrected. "And the other two can go wherever the hell they want I don't really care."

"Oh hell no," Lauren snapped at him, still sitting with one of her legs behind her head due to Dylan's dare. "You're not getting out of it that easy, ya limp noodle."

"Fine, kill Lauren because she's being an asshole. And so fuck Jaime I guess."

"I'll pass." Jaime said with a smirk. "Speaking from experience, he is not the best in bed."

"Agreed." Lauren laughed, taking a shot.

"Hey, we've never hooked up Lopez."

"Yeah but you're dating my friend so that counts. And we made out that one time sophomore year."

Joe laughed with Joey and Dylan as they all broke out arguing; doing Fuck Marry Kill with his current girlfriend and two of his exes was going exactly the way he'd hoped.

"Alright fuck, Walker, truth or dare?" Holden said.

"Truth, you only give out good dares."

"Fine." Holden said with a maniacal smirk. "Kiss Marry kill; Lauren, Meredith, and Rosenthal."

Brian Rosenthal jerked and fell over at his name, accidentally taking a much larger swipe from the rum bottle than he'd meant to, coming back up coughing. "Why me?" He spattered as Joey patted his back.

Holden just laughed, staring at Joe. Joe gave him the evil eye; he was the only one who knew that he'd sorta kinda been crushing on Brian ever since A Very Potter Sequel.

"Relax Joe, we all know you wanna fuck Brian." Lauren said, taking the rum bottle from Brian.

"Yeah, I'm throwing you a bone." Holden winked.

"What are you talking about?" Joe attempted a laugh, trying to breathe to get rid of the blush on his face.

"It's ok Joe, Brian wants to fuck you as well." Joey teased.

"I-I really don't." Brian said, his voice wavering as his face flushed red.

"Okay... I would kill Brian because I'm not gay."

"How could you kill me?" Brian yelled at him, laughing. At least the alcohol was helping to alleviate his nerves. "You love me."

Joe shrugged, smiling at him cooly. "You didn't let me finish. "I would kill you... but Lopez is annoying me with her lies so I'm gonna kill her."

"You're just using that as an excuse so you can fuck Brian." Lauren said.

"I'll fuck Meredith just to prove you wrong then." Joe spat back. "And I'll marry Brian."