BNHA Oneshots

Kai Chisaki x Female Reader: Idiotic

(Y/N)'s perspective

I was just being lazy. It was one of those days where I didn't have my usual college classes and I had nothing to do. So, I was just scrolling through some random websites, DeviantArt, Instagram, Reddit and some more. That was until someone knocked on the door. I obviously opened it.

"Hello?" I asked before getting swiped with a bag over my head. Oh, this is a villain attack... I couldn't use my quirk because the bag was inflammatory, dammit! What am I going to do now? I couldn't see through it. I might as well get back to his lair and then show him a piece of my mind. I didn't take those self defense classes for nothing!

He rushed me to what I could assume was his lair. I heard another person trying to struggle as he pulled the bag off of my head and tied me to a chair. It seemed to be a school chair, one of those cheap, plastic ones that you could easily break out of. You averted your gaze to the man who captured you.

Oh god... This was the infamous villain called "disgrace" because he was known as the stupidest villain in existence. Often using idiotic techniques, fragile weapons and just generally being an idiot.

Beside me (also tied up) was an actual villain, Overhaul. But why was I here? I stopped thinking when disgrace started to talk.

"So, I've finally captured (Insert male villain here) and (Insert female villain here)! I've done it! I won't be seen as an idiot anymore!" But the guy he named was nothing like Overhaul and I wasn't even a villain.

 My eyes and Overhaul's eyes met, both with an embarrassed expression as Disgrace began having Disney-style evil laughter. Overhaul facepalmed, already having gotten out of the duct tape.

"That's not how it's done." He groaned.

The villain kept crazily laughing while Overhaul and I shared looks of 'Is this dude serious?' As he walked out of the room thinking he was a genius.

I burned the duct tape with my small flames as Overhaul was destroying the tape. 

"I've never seen you before. What kind of villain are you?" He asked.

"Oh, I'm not a villain. Just a college student with a fascination for villains." 

Overhaul looked up at his surroundings. The roof seemed to be the roof to an average house. It also wasn't that high.

"If you prop me up, I can destroy the roof." He suggested.

I followed his suggestion and propped him up on my shoulders. He just barely touched the roof but he got a hole in it none the less. He jumped up from my shoulders, as I fell down. When I got back up, he was on the roof. Success! Now, how was I going to get up?

"Can you help me up?" I asked, shouting to him in the roof. Overhaul rolled his eyes.

"Whatever, fine." He grumbled.

I stacked the school chairs up and jumped. He grabbed my arm and pulled me up. He then used his quirk to close the hole in the roof as if if we were never there.

Before I could say "thank you" he'd already escaped into the sunset. 

Oh well, we may meet again.