kidnapped-ED

~69~

[dont play yet]

i get to the studio

?-"hi ethan oh wow what happened to your hair"

E-"hi nick and i think it's just a bad hair day or something"

N-"you ready"

E-"yup"

i go and do the thing

(yeah idk)

then it was released the song was released right there and then

sex money feelings die

i then get in my car and go home

the tv was on the music channel

new arrivals

oops

um

uh

shit

oh god

i shut the door and put my keys down

E-"hi"

PM-"hello ethan"

TV-"ok newest like very new ethan dolan sex money feelings die"

E-"what ok bye"

i ran upstairs

PM-"piper grayson and ethan come back down!"

the song started to play

[above]

P-"is this why you left"

E-"yeah that's where i just was"

PD-"well this is inappropriate and unholy"

E-"well all my songs are either insensitive or too sexual for most people"

PM-"yeah talking about unholiness what were you guys doing before ethan left"

E-"why? what makes you think that we were doing something"

PM-"grayson came down and told me you guys were having sex"

G-"they were"

P-"maybe,yes so?"

PM-"nothing it's just your father-"

PD-"is very annoyed by your underage and unholiness"

E-"ok first of all piper is piper and would probably break any rule for what she wants anyway bedsides the point how old do you think we are?"

PD-"pipers 15 so you 15"

P-"i'm 15 he's 16"

PD-"that's illegal"

E-"actually you have to be 16 to get pregnant but to have sex it's pretty much any age so it's not illegal when we're 16 but if i was 18 it would be illegal because she would be a minor but she is not so legally we are allowed to have sex thank you your welcome"

G-"he snapped!"

P-"how the fuck do you"

E-"i was given a book of laws and read it so here i am"

P-"wow ok"

E-"so what do we do now"

P-"talk to ace"

E-"yeah get the laptop"

i aat on a stool in the kitchen and grayson aat on my left

piper came down and sat on my right

ace answered

E-"hey bitch what's up"

A-"ummm"

E-"what's up"

A-"my mom called me back to babysit my sister she's 12 she can look after herself anyway i forgot what i was gonna say"

P-"oh ok"

G-"so what you doing"

A-"nothing what have you been doing ethan"

i hid my face like a year 7 on snapchat

E-"only real ones know cue fake crying"

we all laughed

i then drift into another daydream

G-"Ethan!"

E-"huh what?"

P-"you're back to earth!"

E-"oh i'm hungry"

G-"you didn't get full from eating that pussy"

E-"nope"

G-"i thought not-wait what?!"

i get off the stool

and go to the fridge

i open it

and something jumped out at me

i scream

E-"oh, what bitch put a snake on a spring in the fridge"