kidnapped-ED

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ethan

E-"nope"

then tried to walk out

but our guest spoke

?-"come on ethan don't you want to see your ex girlfriend"

E-"no not really you're a
psychopath"

?-"well not really"

E-"you stabbed me in the back,quite literally!"

?-"ok fine i get that part"

E-"then you ran me over with the bus"

?-"yeah so?"

E-"then you drugged sam and colby and sent them to hospital"

?-"ok where are you going with this"

E-"and you tried to shoot me you didn't know how to use the gun but that's fine"

?-"no seriously where are you going with this"

E-"what i'm saying is my ex girlfriend is a psychopath that tried to kill me"

G-"you know way too many psychopaths not to be one"

E-"thank you"

i isat down

it was awkward

the whole dinner was awkward

and my phone rang

PM-"ethan do you mind not answering"

i didn't answer

but they kept ringing

i finally answered

E-"what's so urgent that you have to call me so many times"

?-"i accidentally may have released your old song that we didn't release"

E-"sex?"

then everyone spoke

PM-"what?"

G-"the hell"

i ignore their comments

?-"yes that one"

E-"i hate you so much why the fuck would you do that?!"

?-"it was an accident"

E-"how long has it been out"

?-"long enough to be playing on new arrivals right now"

E-"really mike how do you accidentally do that"

M-"i'm sorry man go carry on doing what you're doing"

E-"bye dude"

i ended the call

i put my phone away

G-"why did you say sex dude"

E-"nobody had sex it's literally irrelevant"

G-"okay weirdo"