kidnapped-ED

~157~

E-"alright i'll be done by then i get off work early kinda because a girls gotta be where she's gotta be"

PD-"what-"

E-"i'm not talking about me i'm talking about billie she's 17 and got places to be"

PD-"where doe-"

E-"she's going on a date which i got her to say yes to"

PD-"at 5?"

E-"no it's at 7"

PD-"then wh-"

E-"dude stop asking so many questions"

PD-"w-"

E-"stop it"

PM-"have you guys ever done archery?"

P-"i have"

L-"me"

E-"nah,but i know how too"

PD-"sure you do"

i walked to the butler holding the bow and arrows

i shoot an arrow at the target threw the open doors

it hit the middle

E-"say what?"

PD-"uhh"

P-"ia there anything you're not good at?"

E-"dying?"

lilly laughed

L-"that's something i'm good at"

E-"you were shot in the head"

PD-"WHAT HOW-"

E-"shut up or i will shoot you in the head"

PD-"i-"

E-"i won't hesitate bitch"

L-"lmaooo"

P-"vine king"

PM-"yes another vine"

M-"i'm single lmao"

L-"i would date you but i'm lesbian"

E+PM-"i thought you were american?"

i then high fived her

she's my best friend

and my mother in law

i look to my parents and sister

E-"soooo"

M-"sooo"

E-"uh this is awkward,where have you been all my life man"

?-"they've been stalking me"

E-"lmao so why did he take me and gray but not her i don't know your name what is your name"

?-"Angelina"

E-"nice yeah anyway why did he take me if i'm not his"

M-"to torture you because i cheated on him twice,you all have different dads"

E-"and apparently i'm a hoe"

then another song played

PD-"TURN THAT SONG OFF!"

E-"why?"

PD-"its inappropriate"

i started singing

P-"isn't this the song you sang to me like two days after gray cheated on me"

i nodded while singing

E+P-"cause your boyfriends a bitch he ain't shit he can suck on my dick i ain't with all this shit why he do you like this when you home all alone why he out fucking round with them hoes"

A-"wait weren't we together than"

E-"uhhhhhhh ya"

A-"then what are the first two lines?"

E-"well facts i guess kinda well the second one isn't"

i laughed a little

A-"uh what"

E-"we weren't together than so calm your ass"

A-"ugh"

E-"whatever?"

we all went home

the next day i went to work

and made the song

and we released it

B-"well um i've got a date we're going to a ball in her huge ass house"

E-"ia her name willa by any chance?"

B-"yeah why"

E-"she's my sister in law"

B-"no way,piper or rhea?"

E-"piper"

B-"she's hot"

E-"i couldn't agree more,you just can't take her from me"

B-"i won't how long you guys been together"

E-"13 years"

B-"any breakups?"

E-"um just 2 but that's because her dad don't like me and he forced her too"