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E-"OH SHIT I FELL!"

PM-"stop screaming ethan"

E-"screaming doesn't work for shit nobody heard me i mean except for ace but she was next to me so that's irrelevant not really grayson what day is it?"

G-"friday"

E-"oh shit i've got to go to the studio tomorrow"

G-"yup get up"

E-"shut up bitch i am ooh can i have the aux"

PM-"yeah sure"

i got in the car

i gave him the aux and he put a song on

G-"oh wow ethan really? isn't this your new song"

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E-"uh yeah"

G-"let's go get piper"

then he put on often

and sung every word

E-"baby i can make that pussy rain"

G-"and you definitely have"

E-"do not expose my ways!"

G-"jesus christ"

he carried on singing

G-"you do this to piper often"

E-"i cannot deny that"

G-"wait how,when that was supposed to be a joke how are you so quiet"

E-"you don't need to know"

G-"ok, i'm scared my brother is a psychopath with an active sex life on drugs"

E-"HEY! i'm not a psychopath"

we pulled up

grayson

E-"why did we stop oh we're here"

he got out

then the cheerleaders came around the corner

he started walking to them

i had to run after him

G-"dude!"

E-"WHAT DO YOU WANT BITCH!"

G-"for you to stay in the car, you dropped you gauze on the floor"

E-"fuck that"

then all the cheerleaders followed piper

P-"hey ethan"

i was still filming

E-"hey i missed you"

G-"can you stop saying that"

E-"can you stop talking to me bitch or i will rip your wisdom teeth with my hands then you won't need to go get them out!"

G-"fucking mood swings"

E-"i'm tired"

P-"let's go home also the cheerleaders are coming but they're coming in our cars"

then ethan tripped and head butted the car

P-"oh my god ethan"

E-"i'm okay i need to get in the car"

I got in the front

and piper got in the back

we pulled up

and all the cheerleaders pulled up behind us

ethan ran in and he was first to the door

everyone was waiting at the door

she unlocked it

and ethan walked in

he pulled his shirt and went upstairs

and of course

piper ace

and the rest of the cheerleaders followed

piper

we walked in the room where ethan was already

and he was face planting the bed

P-"ethan"

E-"yeah"

P-"you okay"

E-"no i'm sad"

P-"why are you sad"

E-"i don't know, my face hurts i need ice cream"

grayson walked in with the camera

G-"hey, ethan what are you doing"

E-"thinking"

G-"about what"

he sat up

E-"you know the story of adam and eve?"

G-"yeah?"

E-"doesn't that mean we're all related?"

G-"whoa"

E-"also you know how people say the simpsons predict everything?"

G-"yeah"

E-"what if they didn't predict everything just plan it like 9,11"