50 Shades of Abstinence

THE END?

"I know how to fix this" Jesus said urgently.
Sweat beaded on his forehead as he delivered his message.
"We have to go back in time to stop me from ever being summoned to earth"

"But how??" Asked Poseidon.
"If we use my power we can hopefully stop our past selves from committing the sin that caused all of this. Erasing our timeline and starting a new one"
Jesus thought that the amount of power needed might just kill him, but they didn't need to know that right now. Now, all that matters was that the rapture was stopped.

   "Well lads, Lassies, and cryptids (he looked to Moth Man who was materializing before them) It's time to collapse a timeline!" Shrek announced.

"𓃒𓀡𓃠*!⁂シ𓂺𓂀𓁹ت!" Quipped mothman. Everyone erupted in bittersweet laughter.
"Oh mothman you always know how to make the best out of a bad situation!" Fiona stated.

Everyone in the group held hands. Fiona gripped shreks hand tightly. "Don't worry Lass, we'll be okay"
Fiona smiled in return.
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Then suddenly it was as if they were never there. They were traveling faster than the speed of light against time itself through all the events that had transpired before the rapture.

    They saw themselves in tender embrace, the wave they created together. Then that passed too, quickly, as if it never really happened, a memory from a different life.

   Deja-vu would best describe how they'd remember that time, only in slivers sometimes they'd get a taste of what could've been but it will never be enough. Nothing will ever compare to that night when Patricia, Jesus, Shrek, Fiona, Mothman, and Poseidon became one.
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  "I did it" Jesus said in disbelief as he collapsed onto the ground.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH whAt THE FUCK" yelled Sister Barbara.

The nuns began to scatter and scurry away from the sudden intruders.

"JesUs iS thAt yOu?" Said Patricia.

Jesus turned towards her and in the blink on an eye pulled her into a heartfelt embrace. He rested his forehead into her shoulder and slowly closed his eyes as he inhaled. He could smell incense and host, how he missed that smell.

"I-I thought I'd never see you again." he pulled away and looked into her eyes.

She stood there, confused. "My Lord, forgive me. You just have me confused with someone else?"

"I wish I did, I really... really wish it wasn't you"

"Wha- I" Pat went limp and fell into Jesus' arms.

The deity felt as if someone has taken a knife and stabbed it into his own heart. He never thought, he'd have to do it so someone else. Especially not her. He sunk to his knees feeling the weight of the world on his chest. He couldn't get a whole breath in as the world around him spun.
The room caved in on itself, creating a new timeline. They had done it.
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She ascended into the heavens.
One day to return.
But for now she waits.
By Jesus' side.
For eternity.