Before Sir Pimpalot could finish their sentence. Light begun to shine from her face along with the rest of the furries! The light became brighter and brighter until suddenly they all eXpoLDED into pure light!
Above them a beautiful angel flew down. She spoke with a voice that shook the earth "Looks like you half baked mortals could use some assistance" The angel smirked at Jesus.
Suddenly Jesus became enraged, "what the fLip are YOU doing here PERSEPHONE??"
"My job hun. The big man said you have become an embarrassment, I'm here to relieve you of this job and take Pat back to heaven where she belongs."
Persephone said with amusement.
"Well you can go back now we have everything under control!"
"OH DO YOU?? Her voice echoed across the room.
"Who is SHE and how do u know her Jesus??" Pat said underneath her breath.
Persephone had heard her "oh Patricia my dear, I was Jesus' girlfriend for sometime then I realized I could do SO much better."
Pats face flushed with rage.
"Well back to work" Persephone said sadly.
She began to levitate Shrek from the ground, he had begun to shine pure light from all his pores. Persephone was transforming him back!!
Fiona ran toward Shrek and as Persephone laid him down Fiona burst into tears thanking her for saving Shrek.
Jesus was unbelievably frustrated.
"Next thing on the list, Pam sweetheart?"
"Y-yes Persephone?"
"It's time to go, it was a pleasure meeting you all!"
"W-wait wha-"
Suddenly Patricia and Persephone disappeared in a flash of light.
Jesus became engulfed with rage.
"NOOOO!!!!"
He tried to reach out to Pat but she was already gone.
Maybe... it was for the best?
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50 Shades of Abstinence
RomanceSister Patricia was the newest nun in the batch. She always dreamed of becoming one, and never expected that her covenant with Jesus would become so much more after discovering that her church is actually a CULT?!?! Edit: This has become an absolute...
