NUN FUCKS GIVEN

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"JESUS?! IS THE RITUAL
COMPLETE??"

"No sister Pat it's only just begun."

Jesus stepped forward and all the nuns bowed before him. One of the hooded figures shoved Pat towards Him, Pat stumbled as she anxiously collected herself.

"Is this the tribute y'all've bestowed upon me?"

In unison "Y E S"

"Very well then, chil-ahem- mortal, follow me to the lower quarters. The ceremony shall commence" Jesus stated.

Patricia was blushing madly.

"damn he really is a snacc" she mumbled under her breath.

Jesus' head shot up and looked at her directly into her eyes. " That's quite the compliment, I have heard all of your prayers Pat the ones about the Snaccing and the ahmens it's truly a blessful prayer."

Pat passed out.

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