TKB FRAMED

60 WEDDING DEALINGS

Our spa day went great.  We were even able to convince the boys to join us.  Of course, me being me just had to prank Lee one last time since he was now completely relaxed.  As soon as he fell asleep from the massage I snuck in and covered his legs with wax strips.  Thank the Goddess that they used the wax strips that already had the wax on them.so all I had to do was warm them up in my hands.  Lee was so passed out he didn't realize he was covered from his ankles to his thighs front and back. After setting up one of my cameras I ran out giggling and received a glare from Noah "what the hell Shelly?  Why were you in a room that says it is occupied by a male?"  I giggle some more "shh, please, you will wake him."  "You didn't."  I wiggled my eyebrows "maybe I did."  "What did you do?"  "You will have to wait and see."  I skipped off and headed to the opposite end of the massage area and pulled up the video camera and showed Rebecca.  She busted out laughing "he is going to kill you."  "Nope, not when I tell him this is the last one.  Oh, and I hope you enjoy his smooth legs.  Too bad I couldn't do the bikini line but I thought that would be too much for both you and Noah to handle."  Rebbeca growled, "got that right."  I giggled when I heard "I agree with Becs the idea of you touching my bro's dick so not up on my list baby."  I saw Lee stirring and counted down "3...2...1..."  "ROCHELLE ELIZABETH EVANS YOU ARE SO DEAD."  I fell back laughing my ass off.  Tuppen looks at me "what did you do?"  "Wait for it.  3...2...1..."  "AHHHH WHAT THE FUCK THIS SHIT HURTS HOW THE HELL DO THEY DO THIS ALL THE TIME.  NOT TO MENTION OTHER AREAS.  OH, SHIT PLEASE TELL ME SHE DIDN'T DO MY DICK." There is silence in the room and we soon here "thank the Goddess she left you alone Hulk." 

We all hit the floor laughing our asses off and Rebbecca was shaking her head "you guys are not going to let him live this down."  I smirk "nope."  "SHELLY GET YOUR ASS IN HERE NOW I KNOW YOU ARE RECORDING THIS FUCKING SHIT AND I KNOW IT HAS AUDIO.  I NEED HELP WITH THIS SHIT."  I run in laughing and help pull off the rest of the strips recording him the whole time.  Once I was done I made sure to take a picture of his legs like I did when I first finished.  Took me a while but I uploaded all the video and pics with the hashtag rulenumbertwo and the comment don't break it again maybe this last prank will stick with you with slow agonizing pain."  I had just finished the last upload when Lee walked out and scratched the back of his neck "uhm did you guys hear everything."  Duncan smirked, "whatever do you mean Bruce?"  Tuppen snorted "or should we say Hulk."  Everyone fell down laughing again at Lee's stunned face "you guys suck.  Shelly remind me again why we had to come?"  I smiled "because I was making it up to Noah for sneaking off last night.  I promised I would show him why girls day is important."

The rest of the day went off great and Noah at one point pulled me into his arms "ok you win.  I will let you have girls day once in a while but I wouldn't mind coming here with you.  I was looking at the pamphlet and they have things we could do as a couple like couple massages."  I smiled and snuggled into his arms "definitely."  "Shelly something has been bothering me since last night."  "What is that babe?"  "Your Uncle threatening me with the dungeon."   "Oh, that is something I learned recently from Thomas "by keeping the safety of a member of the Royal family a secret it could be considered treason no matter what the reason for keeping it quiet.  Even if you plan on protecting me yourself and it is your right as my mate the head of the Royal family and the guard assigned to that individual for protection must be made aware."  "Oh, so because in the eyes of His Majesty I was putting you in danger from not making sure there was more than one set of eyes on you."  "Yeah, not that you couldn't handle the problem but what if there was a situation where you are fighting someone and I am left unprotected because my guard didn't know.  By informing my guard they know to be on the lookout as well and will either fight off the attacker while you take me to safety or the other way around.  Although I prefer you taking me to safety I know you would not want to leave dealing with the problem to someone else."  "Nope, my first priority is you.  Yeah, Yoda and I will be disappointed we didn't get a chance to kick some ass but we would rather make sure your safe first."

I couldn't help but snuggle into his chest "I love you, Noah."  "I love you to Shelly."  We arrived home without incident and it was then June informed us that the next day we had to visit caterers.  Turns out the venues caterering staff all quit.  The head chef had a family emergency and went back home.  The new chef they hired was an ass so the staff quit before the owner could take action."  We couldn't believe how fast everything was coming together.  Not only was the venue we wanted available for the day we chose we had four caterers to choose from.  The first one was a no go from the start since they were vegan and refused to make a meat-based meal.  They actually tried to pass off a tofu concoction as a steak.  Talk about gross.  Noah was so not impressed.  When he called them out on it not being a real steak that is when they told us they only offered vegan options.  So we left after one bite.  The next location was going great until the owner walked in and proceeded to give us all a lecture about teen pregnancy.  Noah was infuriated he jumped up "what the hell do you mean getting married is not the solution to our problem."  He coughed "the fact that little slut is pregnant."  June glared at him "she is not pregnant you ass.  My son and his fiancee love each other and have known each other since the day she was born given my husband and I are friends with her father and when she was alive her mother."  "Oh, I didn't know."  "Well maybe get your facts straight first before you call people names."  "The thing is my best friends son told me when he saw their names on the list that she not only slept with him but half the guys in their school."

I could feel Noah tensing up and I stood up "let me guess your friend's son is named Warren."  "Yeah, how did you know."  "Because Warren (FYI I AM GOING TO USE THE BOOK HERE.) tried to force me to make out with him and started feeling me up.  I was lucky to get away from him.  He has never been able to get over the rejection and the fact I overpowered him even though I was drunk."  "OK, so you and Warren never did anything."  "Nope."  Noah pulled me into his arms "the only man to share that part of my Shelly's life is me.  Now we will be leaving because I refuse to do business with a company that listens to gossip."  The third one actually had someone hit on Noah to see if he would cheat.  They claimed that it was a test to see if the future husband could remain faithful.  Needless to stay I stormed out only to be stopped by this guy who tried to hit on me but all he got was a knee to the groin.  I yelled, "if we are not out of her in the next five minutes I will not be getting married this summer."  So, that brings us to the last caterer and we fell in love.  The guy running the joint turned out to be a good friend of Bobby Flay himself and even used several of Bobby's recipes.  We found out that Bobby was a part-owner but he pretty much left the everyday business to his friend.  We got our favorite meal which was steak, potatoes and a salad or chicken, mashed potatoes and a salad, of course, we also asked for a vegan option as well as a vegetarian option.  Not to mention we had them include three slices of pizza or hamburger and fries for the kiddies.

Once we made it home Noah threw himself on our bed "who knew dealing with caterers could be so stressful."  "I know right."  "OK, now will you tell me what happened at that one where you yelled we had five minutes to leave or we were not getting married this summer.  You about gave me a heart attack."  "A guy came up to me and pulled me against him saying "I know guys can be assholes.  I am sorry he hurt you.  I pushed him away saying he didn't hurt me now let me go.  He refused so I kneed him in his precious jewels."  Noah snorted "that's my girl."  

The next day us girls went to the shop and tried on our dresses and informed the seamstress of the date change and she assured us she would have everything ready in time.  I was elated after we finished thinking soon I would be Mrs. Noah Xavier Flynn.  We made our way to the Lee's restaurant and sat down and enjoyed a multitude of food.  I kept laughing at how much Lee always hated how we teased him that he was named Lee after his real parents the Lee's.  Of course, now it doesn't work so much since he knows better but when he was little, boy did it use to piss him off.  After we finished eating I noticed next door had ties that matched my color scheme and the sign said they could personalize the ties.  I ran in and pulled out one white, eight blue and two purple and asked if they could add kisses plus an M on them.  June looked at me and started tearing up.  "Oh, Elle first it's all about the day you two realized your feelings for each other than a little homage to your mother."  I nodded and she pulled me into her arms "I love it.  Even though you know how your dad, Mathew and the boys feel about clip on's how about we have them make these clip on's for the wedding so they could put the M on the knot.  We can then buy your dad, Mathew, and the boys regular ties without the M or kisses."  I jumped into her arms "I love it.  Remember Noah is going to need one of each since I love the dress so much I ordered one in each color."  "Yep, and you know Noah loves it too since you sent him pictures of the dress the girls are wearing."  "I had to since I wanted one to make sure he wouldn't go all caveman on me."  We all walked out laughing knowing that there wasn't much left for the wedding.