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Errorink-Prank call

THIS IS CRACK
SO GRAMMAR MIGHT BE BAD FOR THE REASON
SO Yeah

Geno: hey my friend mondo tells me, gay bro you know what? But lipa is always messing with us, why don't you mess with him?

Fresh: I go, what should I do???

Geno: *horrific face* why don't you prank call em.

Fresh: :0 I COULD DOOOOO THATS A GREAT IDEA

Like a little kid right? I picked up the phone.

Geno: were so stupid.

Error: hello?

Fresh: HELLO SIR.

Fresh: hi this is the front desk. Listen we have a lot of reports of NOISES COMING FROM YOU ROOM. Do you think you could plz keep the noise down? On the phone

Geno: "lmao"

Error: I'm sorry fool, I didn't know I was making noise.

Fresh: thank Said sir, please keep it down.

Error: OK

10 minutes later call em back.

Geno: 😂

Geno: 😂 😂 omfg were so dead

Fresh: shut up dude, shut up XD

Error: sighs hello?

Fresh: HELLO SIR?! >:CC

...

Fresh: HI FRONT DESK AGAIN LISTEN OBVIOUSLY YOU DID NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT I SAID ABOUT EARLEIR ABOUT THE NOISE. YOU NEED TO K E E P T H E N O I S E D O W NNNNNNN

Error: but I'm not mak-

Fresh: SO LISTEN

Ink: *crying because Sayori died*

Fresh: you either keep down the noise, or we'll call the authorities.

Error: SIGHS FUCKING- ok I'm sorry.

Fresh: THANK YOU.

And before I hung up the phone.

Fresh: "damn mexicans." LE EPICALLY DROP PHONE

Geno: 0_0"

Fresh: :> I am dead

"WOOOEJDKWHWODHIDEG YOU GUYS SWORE TO GOD THE MEXIAN REVOULTION STARTED ALL OVER AGAIN, he was mad and he came running over to the room right he started pounding on the door."

Error: OPEN THE DOOR. Pounds on door.

Geno/Fresh: 😱

"OH WE GOT EM WE GOT EM WE GOT EM"

Geno: 😂 😆

Fresh: Alright Alright dude shut up XD

Geno: 😂 😨🤢😂

Fresh:  shut up! 😂

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Geno was doing a pose while watching Underverse and Fresh was just sitting on the couch awkwardly stuffing Crossmare cookies into his mouth.

Fresh: sUp DudE c::::

Error: your not gonna believe it. But this hotel is racist >:/

Fresh: COUGHES REALLLY?!?!

Fresh: why you say that?

Error: fool I lay the front desk. She doesn't like Mexicans.

Fresh: well what you gonna do about it?

Error: oh I'm gonna shoot her.

Fresh: dude! Don't go shooting anybody, maybe you just need to go talk to her, talk Mondo tell him!

Geno: yeah you should go talk 😅

Error: for I'ma do.

He starts walking away. I'm like mondo we gotta see this. XD

Fresh: so we start following him towards the lobby right? But lipa gets mad halfway and starts running. I'm like Lipa don't run, Me and Mondo-

Geno: HERCULES HERCULES

Trying run Lipa makes it to lobby like 30 seconds before we do. Keep in mind the girls at the counter, they don't know what's going on they're doing their job or checking keys. 😆

Dream: okay thank you. Pls come again. Ok Here is your keys yeah ok

And here comes lipa right?

Error: slams hands on meme table OK which one you birches hate Mexicans.

Cross: OH MY GOD THERES AN ANGRY LATINO.

Dream: ...

Cross: oh my god look it's not my fault the raiders lost K?!

W h e e z i n g

Cross: don't take it out on me plsss okay?!

So he keeps yelling at him going back and force right? And finally mando and I make it to the lobby all winded up right?

Fresh: *BREATHING HEAVILY AND WHEEZING* ERROR DONT DO IT PLS DONT DO IT.

Error: shut up you don't know what going on. 😡

Fresh: LIPA-

Error: Shut the hell up-

All of a sudden a security guard (ahem blue) comes in grabs lipa and starts trying to PUT HIM DOWN.

Fresh: oh shoot I let this get out of hand. Yeahyeahyeahz I gotta break this up.

Fresh: lipa let me explain

Error: shut the hell up

So I grab his nonexistent ear

Fresh: SIRRRRRRRRRRR

FRESH: your gonna have to keep the noise downnnn

Clapping 👏

Error: was that you?

Fresh: yes sir.

Error: fresh your an asshole

Fresh: I know sir... BUT IT WAS FUNNY HUH?