Cigarettes, Sarcasm and the Complications of the Real World

8

"I really don't get why your so angry with them Harry." Dom shrugs. "I mean it has been almost two weeks."

"I'm angry with them because they can't control themselves and there going to fuck up there friendship." I huff spreading some butter on some slices of toast and handing them to Dom.

"So what are they like dating now or what?" He asks taking a bite of his toast.

"Apparently not but they've been spending a shit lode of time together for two people who aren't dating." I sulk.

A small smile appears on Dom's face.

"What?!" I frown.

"Nothing." he laughs.

"What?!"

"Your jealous." he smiles.

"No!" I cringe. "Bullshit Dom. Why would I be jealous? I don't want to sleep with Will or Charlotte for that matter."

"You think your going to be replaced." he says.

"Shut up." I mumble. "Like they could ever replace me, I'm too fabulous."

Dom chuckles. "Oh of corse."

I start to laugh randomly. "Hey do you remember that one time when we went to that party and it was snowing..."

He beings to laugh. "Yea and that guy passed out... and we..." He says between laughs.

"... Put him on a bus and he ended up in..." My face hurts from giggling now.

"West Virginia." I hear a voice say behind me, I spin round and see Will standing in the door way. He chuckles slightly. "And some guy stole his pants and his wallet so he couldn't get home. Man we were laughing so hard, Harry I think you even peed a little."

I stare at him and he stares at me for a good minuet.

"I'll just leave you two..." Dom says awkwardly walking out my kitchen.

"You alright?" Will says causally sitting down in the chair next to me.

"I'm great." I say sarcastically.

Will raises his eyebrows creating small forehead crinkles. "I really don't get why your so mad."

"Well that sucks for you." I mumble.

He rolls his eyes. "Come on it's not like were in love, I just slept with her."

"And that's why I'm mad."

"What? You want us to be a couple?" He says confused.

"Yes... No... Just... Urg I don't know bruh! You shouldn't have fucked her!" I shout.

"Well I can't go back in time Harry!" he shouts back.

"Well maybe if you stop thinking with your penis and start thinking with your brain!"

"Have you ever been a seventeen year old guy? It's fucking hard!"

"Yea just like your dick when your around anything that moves!"

There is a moment of silence between us and then Will erupts into laughter.

The thing about Will's laugh is it's the most contagious freakin laugh ever created.

Like ever.

I join in laughing reluctantly. "Stop it!"

"That was a good one bro."

"Dude! I'm trying to be mad with you!" I giggle.

He cups my face in his hands. "Do you forgive me?" He smiles in this cute voice that he always does that makes it impossible for me to stay angry at him.

"Fine." I huff rolling my eyes.

He swishes my face into a messed up pout. "Love you." he smiles planting a quick kiss onto my weird ass pout.

"Yea yea, love you to." I mumble.