IN WHICH the party judge inappropriate magazines...
{14-15}
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dustin coughed and slid a dollar bill across the wooden counter. steve and robin looked at each other, then the teens that stood in front of them.
"well what are you dinguses using them for?"
robin asked, quietly chuckling with steve. mike was quick to respond,
"definitely not what you're thinking."
steve rolled his eyes,
"details kids."
lucas stepped forward and gestured will to give him a notebook.
"we're ranking each page. best to worst."
lucas and mike high fived each other. steve groaned.
"okay okay. but it's a family sale okay there henderson?"
steve grinned and handed over the dollar bill.
"YES!"
dustin celebrated. mike crossed his arms and tapped his foot on the floor.
"here you go nerds."
robin said giving them the porn magazines. will giggled,
"thanks for your service."
steve waved bye and the party left the video store.
〜
dustin dropped the magazines on mike's basement floor.
"got the notebook?"
will nodded and handed mike the notebook with a pen hooked to it.
right when they were about to start, el and max ran downstairs into the basement.
mike quickly tossed them into the dirty laundry bin.
"hey what are you boys up to?"
lucas' eyes widened,
"nothing."
el spotted the magazines in the bin and nudged at max. max's jaw dropped and she walked over to the laundry bin and knelt down,
"oh so you guys were doing nothing?"
will tried to pry the magazines out of her hands but, she was tremendously strong.
too strong for will.
dustin started to freak out,
"it's not what you think!"
el was astonished. she couldn't believe it.
"yeah max we're using it for-for something else!"
max rolled her eyes,
"yeah? like what beside jerking off!"
mike wanted to cover el's ears so very bad but, he honestly couldn't or else max would drop kick him.
"we're ranking them dumb to dumbest okay!"
max slowly furrowed her eyebrows and dropped the magazines.
"oh."
mike slammed her down while max was weak,
"why the hell would you let el see those?!"
max started to laugh.
"she's seen one before mike! in billy's room!"
mike rolled his eyes. el was too overwhelmed.
"you know what? mike you aren't seeing these!"
el grabbed a magazine from dustin and ripped it in half. dustin and will dropped to the floor and tried to put it back together.
"GET THE GLUE WILL! steve is gonna kill us!"
el stormed out.
"el wait!"
mike exclaimed.
mike brushed past max's shoulder and ran to the bathroom where el was.
el banged on the door,
"el! el what's wrong?"
"go away!"
"no el please!"
el have in and opened the door.
"what's wrong?"
el shook her head. mike held el's hand,
"el if you don't want us to see them, then just tell me."
el sighed,
"it's not that mike. i just-i just don't want you to think they look prettier because they're naked or something."
mike chuckled,
"el, why would i do that when i have you right in front of me? plus we're just making fun of them, it's not like we're raging over them."
el grinned and hugged mike tightly.
"okay."
mike thought,
"wanna help us make some critiques?"
el smiled and nodded.
they walked out the room and started the game.
〜
"uh 1/10. she looked sad."
el said, looking at the inappropriate page.
"yeah. she looks like a piece of shit."
mike agreed and looked at el with reassurance.
"okay flip."
will flipped the page.
"ew no flip"
will responded.
"yup flip."
will said again.
"god just because you don't like girls will, doesn't mean you turn each page that doesn't have a guy in it."
lucas said.
will rolled his eyes.
