Lawlight in Chains

Bracelets Of Love (6)

It wasn't long before Light was joined by another "guest."

"L! You're back! Oh my God of the new world, I love you!"

L stood by the door. He placed his thumb in his mouth and regarded the younger guy.

"Really?" He asked monotonously. "You did not appear to love me when you punched me. Or when you lied to me. Or when -"

"Oh cut the crap, Ryuzaki. That's ancient history, we're married now. This is our honeymoon. Come over here and untie me. You won't believe what I just thought I saw."

Light laughed in relief but the other guy just continued to stare at him without moving.

"L... Seriously, fucking untie me. This isn't funny anymore."

"L? I don't know him. True, I am Ryuzaki, but I know no L. I do not know you either, nor why you think we are married. I would not marry someone so small."

His eyes moved to Light's crotch and Light gritted his teeth. He knew he wasn't huge but he was big enough and ready enough to kick his own husband and anyone else who felt the need to belittle him, right in the teeth. Or in the balls, may be more appropriate.

"No," The pale raven-head continued. "I have never met or even seen you before in my life."

"If this some kind of roleplay, it's not kinky. Untie me so we can fuck without all this bullshit nonsense," Light demanded.

L continued to stare silently at him.

"L, I swear to FUCK! Untie me!"

"Whoever you are, you are delusional. There is no L, that is not even a name."

The man approached Light and Light noticed his eyes were red, instead of black.

"Huh?" He noticed just then that his lover's body was still on the floor where he'd fallen and died. "What, no..."

"Yes," His lover's clone (?) smiled an even more creepy smile than L's rape smile. He produced a large jar of jam from nowhere and spooned it into his mouth using his hand. He laughed as some of the red jam dropped onto Light's naked body.

"Opps!" He shrieked before licking the jam off.

Light yelled with no words, just an agonised anime-shriek.

C [CandyStixx_] appeared and pulled the imposter off Light.

"BEE! We talked about this. No licking other men!" She scolded.

The man immediately turned from acting crazy to acting docile.

"It wasn't my fault, it was the jam. I don't want him, I only want you and jam! You know that."

"Yes I do, honey," C agreed while pulling Bee into a cuddle. "You are my honey, Bee. Get it?!"

They ran out of the building, holding hands.

"Thank Jeevas," Light said.

In the end, it was Chief Yagami, Light's father, and his team who found him. To say the Chief embarrassed at his team finding his son naked, was an understatement.

"You are grounded," He hissed as he broke the handcuffs.

"My husband just died, you can't ground me. I'm grieving," Light protested.

"Grieving? With your dick out? Oh son, I have put up with you being Kira -"

"I'm not Ki -"

"But THIS! This takes the biscuit."

"Dad, you don't understand. I've been tormented by shinigami and someone cosplaying my dead lover."

"Shinigami? You expect me to believe there is such a thing?"

Light was released and getting dressed in clothes that Matsuda discreetly handed to him.

"I'm serious." Light went on to describe the L lookalike with the red eyes and jam. His dad's expression softened a bit.

"Chief, that's -"

"Yes, Matsuda! I worked it out too. Light, that wasn't Ryuzaki. At least not your Ryuzaki. That was a serial killer, Beyond Birthday. You're lucky he left you alive."

"It's all thanks to C," Light muttered. "But why is he killing cereal?"

There was a moment of silence.

"Chief, I thought he's meant to be a genius?"

"Shut up, Matsuda!"

[A/N - That didn't go as planned, though I hadn't much planned. Also Matsuda is a hero and deserves more respect]