Hisoka X Illumi X Reader

Chapter 4: This Is Exhausting

"Y/N~"

You had realized that you were just zoning out. 

"Hisoka..."

Thinking about that dream made you feel weird. Without thinking, you walked up to him and punched him in the sternum, not being able to reach his shoulder.

"What was that for?" Hisoka asked, looking down at you, his 6'1" figure leaning away from you. 

"You left me in the mist to fucking die! Leorio basically kidnapped me! I had no idea where you or Gittarackur went!" You shouted at him.

"You're the one who left me, I looked over after one second, you and Gittarackur were gone~" He argued back. 

His conversational remote rang once more. 

"Gittarackur?" You asked Hisoka, wondering who called.

"Yes," Hisoka answered, picking up the device.

"Hello?... Yes, we're not dead... I'll see you at the Second Phase site." Hisoka spoke.

Hisoka shoved his device into his pocket and glanced at you before grasping your leg and throwing you over his shoulder. You gasped and tensed up. Hisoka noticed and playfully slapped your ass, a smirk growing on his face.

"Hisoka!" you yelped, "What the fuck?!"

"We're going to the Second Phase, and you're staying with me."

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You opened your eyes and nearly screamed when you noticed what was going on. Your head was resting on the spot where Hisoka's shoulder met his chest. His head moved as he felt you stirring and his eyes met yours. 

"Finally, you're awake. I was getting tired of you mumbling in your sleep~"

"Holy shit! I didn't say anything bad, did I?"

"Only something about Gittarackur being suspicious, wanting to be a pro-Hunter, and falling in love with somebody..."

"Oh god..."

"Don't worry, you didn't say any names~" Hisoka chuckled and stood up, brushing the dirt off of his pants. 

You stood up with him and noticed everyone else around you waiting outside of a large gate. Gittarackur was across the way, Gon, Killua, Leorio, and Kurapika were sitting in a half-circle near a grove of trees, and the other examinees were mostly spread out over the clearing. 

Gittarackur looked over at the two of you and made his way over, that annoying clicking noise following his steps. 

"So she's awake, I see." He spoke.

"So it seems~" Hisoka said in response.

They glanced at each other in some knowing way before looking down at you. 

"Oh, I just now noticed the state that you're in," they both commented.

You looked down at yourself. There were rips in your skirt, dirt markings on your socks, and the lace on your shirt had been torn slightly. You hoped you didn't look too risque. 

"Do I look that bad?" 

"Indeed," Gittarackur spoke. 

"Not at all~" Hisoka spoke simultaneously, licking his lips. 

Blushing, you looked at the two of them. You were having some strange sense of demented fun, spending time with them. 

"Wait... aren't examinees supposed to fend for themselves? Why did you help me?"