Chapter 7

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"It was a beautiful summer day, no sunny day..the autumn leaves were falling" Zayn said out loud to himself

"What..you can't have autumn leaves in summer, that's stupid"

"You're stupid, get off my shoulders I'm trying to write a novel here"

"A novel? Thats more fiction..who starts a book with it was a beautiful day in.. ouch, Zee" Louis ducked too late the remote hit his leg.

"Fuck off..you disturbing my me time. The twins are in nursery, full day today and this is me unwinding.."

"By writing fanfiction..pftt"

"No its not that, I'm writing about my life and my experiences as a parent"

"You're own fan..still fanfiction. Why you're writing a book anyway, are you not busy enough with four children?"

"Three children, Louis.."

"Harold is included, so you've got four children.."

"Harry is more daddy than-"

"Stop, I don't wanna know about your sex life..I've had a lifetime being exposed to it thank you"

"Ha ha..sorry not sorry. How about your sex life..Jake unfortunately told me you're avoiding interactions with him"

"Why are you discussing my sex life with your ex boyfriend?"

"For the same reason you had sex with him, knowing very well he's my ex...what happened to bros before hoes?"

"Do you have a problem with that?..me and Jake"

"You clearly don't.."

"No Zee, I'm really asking. Does it bother you?"

"Don't worry about me, Louis..you're together, nothing is gonna change that"

"If you don't like us being together, you can tell me. I'm your best friend.."

"It is none of my business what you do with your life, best friend or not. But I'm not gonna act like it's not weird seeing the two of you together, cause it is, for me anyway. We were together for four months, I've seen him naked, so.."

"So..you're still picturing him naked then is that what you're saying?"

"Eww..no, no. I'm not picturing anyone naked but my husband thank you" Zayn said shuddering,

"What about your crush Zac Effron, don't you picture him naked next to you?"

"That's different..what me and Zac do in my dreams is nobody's business..and what are the chances of me meeting my idol, none. He doesn't even know I exist.. but with Jake I see him every day.."

"You dream about him too?"

"Fuck no! I'm just weirded out seeing the two of you...together. But we're all adults here, just don't ask me to be your best man at your wedding.."

"Pftt..doubt will make it that far, so worry not Zee, our weird sessions might be over sooner than you think"

"Don't break up with him because of me, I really don't have a problem with you two.."

"We're just having a rift at the moment"

"You mean a drift.." Zayn said laughing

"Mr author I don't need autocorrect, fanks"

"Oh god.." Zayn shook his head still laughing.

"I think you should write like a fifty shades type of a book, you know about sex, you and your daddy are always at it"

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