Stupid Stool

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'Booty-bop-bop beety-Bom-Bom bee bee wooka pooka'



Oh sorry, you're probably like "Vas wrong wetch chu giiirrrrlll'" (what's wrong with you girl). Well, it all started two hours ago.



After stranger decided to apologized I decided to call it a night. My brain didn't really like that idea once I got to bed.

That's basically why I'm laying in bed, singing fun tunes *insert smug grin*.



'I should sing a song, that'll pass time.' I thought before bursting into song.





"Lets gather around the campfire

And sing our campfire song

Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song" I sang bobbing my head as the melody played in my head.





"And if you don't think that we can sing it faster then you're wrong

But it'll help if you just sing along"



"Pum Pum Pum...



C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song

C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song

And if you dont think that we can sing it faster then you're wrong

But it'll help if you just sing along

C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song

Patrick!" I said pointing to myself.



"Song! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..." I said banging my fist exactly like Patrick did.



"Squidward......good" I said pointing to my pillow.



"It'll help

It'll help

If you just sing along!

O Yea!!"





This is gonna be a long night...







*5:30am*



I've slept 35 minutes...good enough. I hopped out of bed and ran to the bathroom as cold the cold air pierced my feet and exposed skin.



I'm going to take a shower, I don't care if I'm not aloud to -seeing that I am kidnapped- just because I'm such a bad cookie, oh yeah *nods head with pursed lips*



I turned the knob thingy on the shower to warm and waited. When the water was warm enough I stripped off my clothes and quickly stepped into the shower. Running my hands through my tangled hair I put in a glop of Vanilla Shampoo enjoying the feeling of being clean. Once I finished that I used the matching conditioner and body wash.(A/N Ahhh best scent ever, I swear if I ever ran out of mine I'd just bawl my eyes out)



I stepped out of the shower and quickly wrapped my body in a white fluffy towel. Wait... I have no extra clothes....



I am currently running in circles in my bra and panties. Haha, I just turned those inside out. But my pajamas are currently wet... I accidentally dropped them in the toilet.

So yeah, I'm running in circles. I don't know why, it's something I do when I panic. Oh yeah, I'm also chanting "Poo".



So here I am, in panties and a bra, running around like a mad man, "Poo! Poo! Poo! Poo!"



"Er hem.." Somebody said clearing there throat. Crap. I ran to a hiding place...a really good one if you ask me.

"What's with you and hiding under beds?" The familiar husky voice said.

"There's breakfast is downstairs, Maria will be serving it. And I take that you need clothes, just ask her if she has anything you can wear." he said leaving, I could practically hear the smirk in his voice. Stupid meanie.



The door closed and I came out of my hiding place and put on the towel again. I looked outside the window seat and see the boys getting into a car and pull out of the drive way. I guess it's just me, the butler, and this Maria chick. Maybe I can escape?



I head downstairs in my towel, after getting lost a few times of course, and headed to what I think is the kitchen.

I opened the double doors and head into the delicious smelling room. There a lady cooking a meal, she's wearing a baby blue sweatshirt and jeans. She looks like she's in her 40's.

"Excuse me?" I ask her, letting her know I was here.

"Seth told me to ask you for clothing" I said shyly.

"Oh, of course dear, one moment." She said with a soft british accent smiling and heading out the door.



I waited there awkwardly for a couple of minutes when she came back, " I'm sorry hun, I only had a jumper with me" she says holding out a large grey sweatshirt to me.

"It's fine, thank you very much. I'm Samantha by the way." I said extending my hand to her after I put the clothing on.

"No problem Samantha, I'm Martha, the house keeper." She said giving me a genuine smile before continuing, " anyway, how do you know the boys?" She asked as curiosity filled her eyes.



"Oh erm, I don't they just...dragged me here?" I answered, it's not like I'm going to say 'oh yeah well these whack-jobs kidnapped me and one of them beat me and the other is planning on helping me escape, but I'm going to take advantage of this moment and run.' Yeah, not the most knowledgeable answer.



"Oh, I know what you mean. Don't worry sweetie, you'll be happy this happened when the time comes. Now come on sit down and eat some, you're as thin as a twig" she playfully scolded.

"Haha, yes ma'am" I said ignoring the previous comment.



*2 French Toast, A Cup of Tea, and a Chocolate Muffin later*



"I'm going to explode! You evil delicious cooking gremlin!" I whined rubbing my belly while chewing the chocolate muffin. That's right a muffin! You vicious cupcake lovers.

"It's not polite to eat with your mouth open dear." She winked.

"You cheeky thing" I said sending a playful glare.

"Haha, Pish posh! Little old me, pffft." she said while picking up the dishes.

"We'll I need to go run errands, and the butler is off duty today, I'm afraid you'll have to be alone today. Sorry, love" she said causing me to pout...wait. Alone? I can escape! Oh yeah take that you kidnappers! Didn't think that through did you guys!

"Actually, you need to wear this,babe." she said while attaching something to my wrist.

"I said that out loud..."

"Yup"

"Oh, I do that a lot..." I said scratching the back of neck.

"So what's this thingy for?" I said sniffing the bracelet. Yes, I said sniff don't judge me I'll bite you. Literally.

"You know in hospitals, they put this on the patients so they can't leave. It's like those alarms when someone steals something" (A/NBaha I remember I had to wear one of those for 9 days xD I'd always be like "Valuable merchandise here, don't steal me" hehe but we all know I'm a low life so I didn't get stolen ;3 much to the hospitals disappointment oops sorry back to the story ?)



I nodded understanding. Stupid thinker-aheaders.

"Hahaha what was that?!" Maria said laughing.

"What was what" I said confused.

"That face you just pulled, it look like you just dropped a million dollar piece of glass" he said in between her laughter.

"Har Har Har, very funny. For the love of rainbow asparagus go to your errands and leave me to my me-ness." I pouted.



"Alright, see you later Hun" she said leaving. Finally peace and quiet.



I headed over to the lounge room and sat there. Right in the middle of the large spacious room and look like if I just breathed I would ruin it. So, I held my breath.

It has been maybe three minutes since I haven't breathed-ed, I WILL DIE! Tell my babies I love them! (My muffins of course) then I let out a breathe an plopped over. This floor smells like candy canes...



LIKE CHRISTMAAAAAS! I began to roll to the kitchen, you know cause I'm lazy and all. The whole way my face probably looked like those anime people like this ':3'.



I got to the pantry and searched for candy canes. Not that I really thought they'd have any but it's worth a try. After wrecking their whole organized pantry I didn't find any.

I let out a moan like a mental cow. Then looked under the sink. To my surprise THEY WERE THERE. Strange people... I opened one of them and used the candy as a microphone.



"Making Christmas, making Christmas

Snakes and mice get wrapped up so nice

With spiders legs and pretty bows

It's ours this time

All together, that and this

With all our tircks we're

Making Christmastime" I sang from A Nightmare Before Christmas.





*Whole day gone by*



My day has consisted of eating, sleeping, yawning, boredom, and sugar rushes. COMBO NO BUENO!! (Bueno=good)



And then there was a knock. Flapcraps! I looked around and saw everything was a mess. HIDE FROM THE SCENE!



I ran looking for a hiding place and went into a cabinet. "Perrrrfeeect" I said evilly before noticing the chair stool thingy, "YOU SAW NOTHING STOOL!"



"Samantha!" I heard someone calling for me. Try and get me, bitchezzzzz! MUAHAHAHAHH!



Wait I said that out loud....

"Heeeheee-Hawww-Hawww nothing to see here just an mentally incapable cabinet." Oh yes, try and take that.

Then my dreams were crushed when Matt opened the cabinet. "It wasn't me I shwear" I said.

"You made a mess. You're grounded. Off to bed."

"How'd you know I was there?" I pouted, he just shook his head, I wonder if he has a twitch problem... Then I started to twitch.. Hehe I'm special. Wait THE STOOL I BET IT WAS HIM WHO RATTED ME OUT!





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Hello people :3 . So this is more of a long filler. I'm quite tire so I didn't really have the energy to put drama in this (DRAMA LAMA- I love Danisnotonfire) plus I'm depressed cause someone stole my button... It has kittens and says "my lazer kittens will destroy you" IF YOU'RE OYT THERE BUTTON I WILL FIND YOU! DON'T WORRY MAMAS GONNA FIND YOU!



Anyway along with those lame excuses I've been having a crisis.



So in my 4th class of the day our teacher told us to draw life. How we see it. And me being the logical person I am didn't know what to do. All the other kids were drawing families and junk while I just sat there an drew essential things (air, the sun and water). Then there was someone who drew love and I was like, "that's clever but I don't believe in love...You'd die without the sun air or water, now THAT'S the answer" Then there was this awkward silence for the rest of class while the teacher was like "Life is about happiness, the way you see it, conquering challenges blah blah blah." An I was just like, watch lady when the sun, water, and air goes missing you'll be changing that answer.



RANT OVER



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Bye-Bye sorry if I talk to much...I'm a talkative loner *Sob*





-R, The One Who Over thinks Life -_____- ;b



(P.s sorry for mistakes)

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