Taken

Fingers Taste Like Magic

RECAP

' YOU'RE ON MORTAL!" And we took off. I was going so fast it felt as if I were flying, but Juliet was faster. As she was about to win me she stopped.

"AHAHA I WON! WHO'S DA BOSS NOW BITCHEZZZZZ!" I yelled twirling around.

".....Juliet" I looked over to my new friend. Her eyes had turned a dark dark deep blue. What the flippers?

She gasped, looking as if she was punched in the gut.

"They're coming" she breathed '

Sammi's POV

"Vat" I said blinking slowly.

"They're coming the pac- I mean Seth, and his friends. They're coming for you." she blurted out.

"Buttermuffin," I started "they ain't gonna find me. Come on! For cereal, they're just regular guys, and this is one big forest. They don't have a chance. Now come on mummy! Let us go feast on cookies and milk!" I bantered to her.

"Erm...all right" the beautiful blonde replied unsurely.

"Come on! Don't be such a slug! LEGGO!" I said whining.

We walked the peculiar wobbly terrain towards the home. It was a small little hut like home made of stone and wooden panels. Much expected, there were stones leading to the wooden door. 'How cliché' I thought.

I decided to skip on the stones pretending they were platforms above lava with penguins in them -I have a fear of penguins, bugger off, humph.

Finally making it to the small wooden door I pulled on it's ancient looking handle. To my surprise IT DIDN'T SQUEAK!

"Squuuuueeeeeaaaak" I slurred out earning me a quizzical glance from Juliet, in which I returned a weird face the probably had my mouth in the shape of a '3' .

"What was that about?" she asked giggling with her head cocked to the side.

"The door didn't squeak, it would have bothered me all day if there wasn't a squeak from an antique looking door, but the sound of high noises bother me so queue le cringe" I said then cringed, which most likely looked like a severe twitch combined with a seizure.

"Oh, al-alrighty then." She answered back as she stifled her laughter. I just gave her a closed-eye smile and gestured my hands for her to enter the opened door, "M'lady" I said in a posh tone.

"YOU TAKE TO LONG!" I yelled as she was about to enter the home. Then I did the most rational thing I could think of...I pushed her out of my way.

After I got inside I waited for her fat butt to join me in the living room. She came in rubbing her booty while sending me a playful glare. I shrugged and gave her another ':3' face .

There was then an awkward silence in the room, so I did whatever came to my mind, "I 'needa take a piss" and I gestured to a direction with my thumb and walked off.

Just as I was about to open the loo's door, the front door flew across the room... what the tits?

"Whaa?" I said very intelligently, note the sarcasm.

"Run Sammi!" Juliet yelled as she pinned the figure to the wall and wrestled with it.

"Holy cracking-"

"NOW SAMMI!"

"Freaking magenta!" wheres the exit THINK! "Fuuuuuuuucckkkkk thiiiiiiiissssss shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!" I yelled retardedly as I ran across her patio- WAIT THE LAVA! I must step on the stones!