Part 55

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(This is based off a real interview!)
"Hi I'm Jennifer Lopez and I'm here with the cast of hustlers!"
"Wooooo" the rest of the cast go
"And today where taking a buzzfeed quiz to find out what our stripper song is"
"Your friends would describe you as.." Constance says

"Charasmastic" Keke says "I wanna say sensual but I think confident" JLo says "Whatchu picking lili?" Keke asks her "Probably confident cause I'm sure as hell ain't charasmatic" lili says and they two laugh"What'd you pick Cardi?" JLo asks her "I'...

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"Charasmastic" Keke says
"I wanna say sensual but I think confident" JLo says
"Whatchu picking lili?" Keke asks her
"Probably confident cause I'm sure as hell ain't charasmatic" lili says and they two laugh
"What'd you pick Cardi?" JLo asks her
"I'm defiantly Chaotic" she says and they all laugh
"I'm gonna pick Romantic, cause I've done some dumb things for dick" Constance says
"Oooooo" everyone goes
"As a stripper you'd be best at-" JLo says getting cut off
"Twerking" Keke says
"Wait we gotta read the options"JLo says back
"Sorry😬" Keke says
" as a stripper you'd be best at"

"Charasmastic" Keke says "I wanna say sensual but I think confident" JLo says "Whatchu picking lili?" Keke asks her "Probably confident cause I'm sure as hell ain't charasmatic" lili says and they two laugh"What'd you pick Cardi?" JLo asks her "I'...

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"I wanna say lap dancing but probably pole dancing." JLo says
"Stripping"  Constance says
"Cardi you gonna put Lap dancing?" Keke asks her
"Girl I'm gonna say all of it" she says back
"My girl lili said takin it all off" Keke says whilst moving her hands
"Hahaha" lili laughs back
"You catch someone stealing your tips do u"

"It's a cross between Confront that sneaky hoe or I would never let that happen sooooo" Keke says "I would never let that shit happen and then you might be looking at that man and the butch is tryna steal your shit and hdbaysjshdjshdhsjsjsb" Cardi...

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"It's a cross between Confront that sneaky hoe or I would never let that happen sooooo" Keke says
"I would never let that shit happen and then you might be looking at that man and the butch is tryna steal your shit and hdbaysjshdjshdhsjsjsb" Cardi says going insane lili just laughs and nods
"So I'm gonna say plot revenge" JLo says
"Confront that sneaky hoe" Lili says
"Choose a fierce red Carpet look" Keke says

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