(Btw this book does not follow one set story line so there all a bit like ok wtf is happening first Archie is an idiot now he is fucking albert einstein!)
Parents chat
Fred:We need to talk about our kids.
FP:?
Hermione: About what
Alice: Yeah about what
Tome keller: Agreed
Mary: IM still confused about what and why do only the men know
Hiram: Because men are superior
Alice:Fuck off hiram
Hiram: At least i didnt mary a serial killer
Alice: AT least i didnt go to jail
Fred: SOO ABOUT WHAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT
FP:YESSS
Fred: As you know all of our kids are sexually active
Hermione: Yes and
Alice: Betty isnt!
Hiram: Yeah... she is ask FP hes your daughters boyfriends dad...
FP: Well... her and Jug are well i dont know if there sexually active but they make out like alot
Alice: Ok im gonna ground her for..till collage
Fred: Why?
Alice: BECAUSE SHE HAS BEEN MAKING OUT WITH SOME ONE ALOT
Kids GC
Veronica: Have any of you seen betty or Jughead?
Kevin: Ooolala
Archie: ill look through the window
Veronica: Kk.
Archie: There in her room and making out
Veronica:Betty and Jughead are making out i thought all they did was kiss each other
Archie: WHAT! god no they are like always making out in her room its the only time they get alone so they use it so unike us where we make out in the janitors closet they make out in her room
Kevin: Hi this is Tom keller Alice and FP need to talk to Betty and Jughead so im just going to add them to the chat
Veronica: It might be a hard because well
Archie: Veronica dont!
Kevin added Alice and FP
Alice: Where is betty and Jughead
Veronica: Where are you
Alice: The register
Archie: that explains it
FP: What do you mean...
Veronica: Where are you mr jones
FP: The wyte wyrm
Archie: So your not with Betty and Jughead...
Alice: NO! WHY
Veronica: No reason
FP: IF YOU SEE THEM VERONICA AND ARCHIE TAKE A PHOTO OF WHAT THERE DOING SO I KNOW THAT THEY ARE SAFE!!!
Archie: Ya sure! Veronica come over
Veronica: Kk
10 minutes later
Archie:
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Alice: Im heading home!
FP: Same
FP and Alice have left the chat
Archie: There so passionate
Veronica: Ikr they look like there having a nice and fun time but they wont be in a minute
Betty: Hey guys what did i miss
Jughead:Sup whats going on
Veronica: Scroll up and Jughead run home
Betty: Um k...
Jughead: Ok ok ok ok holy fucking shit im out the window
Betty: My Mom just pulled up in the drive way Fuck Jug no dont jump ok youve already jumped when there was a ladder but ok
Veronica: This is amazing
Jughead: Im hiding in the bush can you see me betts?
Betty: Vividly but your good i guess as long as my Mom is legally blind and doesnt look out the window so maybe move
Jughead:I cant your Mom is walking in the house and if i move ill be seen shit my dad is behind her.
Betty: Im putting a shirt and pants on and praying that they dont walk in!
IRL
Alice and FP burst through bettys door and just in the nick of time as she puts on her shirt " M-mom whats u-up" betty says staggering "So wheres Jughead Betty?" Fp says and betty gets really nervous "Um im not sure Mr Jones" betty says "Ok betty but your shirt is on backwards its not buttond properly oh and your red and sweaty?" Alice sunds furious. "Oh look its Jugheads beanie and shirt" FP picks up the cloaths " No Mr jones Jughead isnt here it was just here from when he stayed the night..." betty says "So he slept over an left his cloaths "Yep pretty much" Alice walks over to her phone and she flicks through the texts and pulls out the videos betty goes red and FP walks over to the window and looks down to see if Jughead was there but to his surprise he wasnt but in fact he was hiding in archies bathroom betty covers her smile so her Mom wouldn't see "See no Jughead mr jones he wasnt here and those pictures are old and i dont even think that thats us. Mom"
