Parents Chat Alice: Sometimes I really like Jughead. Fp: Yes... and Alice: Then there are times when our security company sends me the security tape footage from Betty's room Fred: Ye what are you get- ohhhhh. Fp: That's my boy! Alice: Ik so close to throwing through a wall right now Fp: I'm a supportive father and besides what so bad about them kissing? Alice: 🤦🏽♀️ u rlly are stupid aren't u Hiram: Y don't u just kill Jughead? Fp:y don't u just shut the fuck up for once in your life? Heromione: Shade thrown Fp: Besides What could be so bad that u want to kill my son Hiram: Yeah our security company send stuff of what Archie and Veronica do... Hiram:
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Alice; r h aloud to show this to us??? Hiram: Probs not Mary: Alice now Betty has always been a GoOD CHriStIaN GiRl what could be so bad Alice: It got bad when she started to date Jughead the serpent Mary: BETTYS DATING JUGHEAD Hiram: Yes keep up Mary Mary: I'm shook Alice: Yes well then came the day where Chic my fake son and Betty's fake half brother told me that her and Jughead have been having sex. Mary: WHEN DID ALL THIS HAPPEN I SWEAR IM GONE FOR A MINUTE SOMEONE IS PREGNANT Alice: She Better not be- any way since chic told me that I put security camera around the house and in Betty's room so I get constant updates about my daughter then today I get these Alice:
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Mary: I have missed SO MUCH Alice: Oh and this one Alice:
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Fp: Come one Alice lighten up a little there just Teenagers having fun Alice: Well maybe I don't want fun Fp did ya think of that Mary: I'm still shook Fred: I just stay out of it Fp:It's not like there gonna get pregnant they have birth control, I found an empty box of condoms in Jugs room this morn so that's a good sign Alice: WHAT!!!! Fp: I just made things worse Alice added Betty and Jughead to the chat Betty:what do u want mom Alice: Was I interrupting something Betty: yes me sleeping it's 2 in the morn go the fuck to sleep Jugheads asleep so u should toooo Fp: How do u know he's asleep? Betty: were on a FaceTime call and he fell asleep Betty:
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Hermione: That's actually kinda cute Betty: Ok but mom what do u want??? Alice: I want you to say that u and jughead are having sex Betty: Me and Jug are having sex are ya happy Alice: No... Betty: What! Alice: r u safe?! Betty: Of course mom Alice: ok... Betty has left the chat
