Parents and Kids chat
Fred:Hi.
Arch:G'day Mate!
Betty:Your not Australian Archie
Archie:And Your not a Virgin wats your point?!
Alice:What!
Cheryl: *sips tea*
Veronica:*Slaps Cheryl* bitch iT ain't the time!
Jug:Hey
Alice:NO
Jug left the chat
Alice: Good
Betty:Damn mom
Betty added Jug to the chat
Fp: why?
Alice:Does anyone know where Betty is!
Betty:Mom im up stairs...
Alice:oh... i just immediatly went to Jughead house cause thats where you normally are?
Betty:Oh... Ha Yeah thats where i normally am
Alice:Ha but im at the Jones trailer and Jughead isnt here
Betty:Yeah thats because hes here eating out-
Alice:Please Please dear God say good not you Please say food
Betty:I was saying the pantry but ok....
Veronica:I live for this
Jug and Betty left the chat
Alice: Im gonna kill him- oh he just walked through the door
Jug:Mrs Cooper Please get out of my house
Alice:Not until you tell me the truth
Betty:About What?
Veronica:yeah about what
Hermione:Yeah
Hiram:YEAH
Fp:I don't rlly care
Fred:Same
Alice:Wiilll you all shut up!
Alice: Betty are you doing it
Betty:Oh..my..god mom
Jug: 😳
Betty:No.
Jug:^
Alice:Oh thank god. Well Jughead do u mind if I look around your room Jughead
Jug:No no please no- ok well she's walking in
Alice:Jughead stop trying to get me out it's not gonna work
Jug:There's Just not that many interesting things in here
Alice:No there isn't there's just a drawer of my daughters clothes in your room...
Jug:Well yeah she's my Girlfriend and she sometimes stays the night so she just gets changed here
Alice: fair enough
Alice:Ohhhhhh haha haha fucking ha there's a box of condoms ohhhh this is just getting better there only one left
Jug:There probs my dads
Alice:1.Who would your dad use them for 2.y are they in your room
Jug:On my mom and he leaves stuff In my room all the time including the knife your holding...
Alice:The box actually says Jug on it ok dumbass someone wanna start explaining things or I'm gonna be CRACKING SKULLS
Betty:y is ur name on it?
Jug:you wrote it there Betty.
Betty:Shit... I guess I did
Alice:Son of a bitch
Alice left the chat
Archie:2 left...Jug doesn't mess around
Fred:Um Betty Alice wants me to help her look through your room so I'm sorry...
Alice:I'm back and Jughead you also have a drawer full of clothes do u want any of em back
Jug:No I normally just get changed with her or shower there.
Alice:Leave Just leave boy
Betty:Mom....
Alice:And Betty I will speak to you soon meaning now so get ur ass down stairs
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