Halloween Party // l.h

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" Smooth, Leo, real smooth"

" Smooth is my middle name" he said wiggling his eyebrows. I actually giggled, this guy is such a goof ball.

" HEY!" I heard someone laugh from behind us, I turned my head and watched the guy dressed as the male stripper stumble out onto the porch. He is only wearing a pair of black boxer shorts and a black bow tie around his bare neck.

" Oh god" Leo said shaking his head. The shirtless stripper sat down in between the two of us, Calum I think his name was?

" Hey guys" he smiled so big that the corners of his eyes crinkled.

" He's high" Leo pointed out.

" And drunk" I added.

Calum put his two fist together in a ball shape and rested his hands in the ninja turtles perfect blonde quiff.

" Calum what are you doing?" Leo asked sounding completely done with his shit.

" It's a bom" he slurred. Then he opened up his hands and wiggled his fingers while making explosion noises.

" It blowd up" Calum giggled.

" CALUM LET'S CUDDLE!" I heard a high pitched voice giggle from behind us, I turned around expecting to see a slutty dressed girl, but It was a curly haired boy dressed as a pirate, Ashley I think? or Ashton maybe?

" No I don't want to Ash" Calum said and poked his tongue at the boy who was now standing in front of us.

" Calum, when do plan to put your clothes back on?" Leo asked the dark haired, tattooed boy siting in between us.

" Today or tomorrow, I actually don't know where they went" Calum replied and lazily waved his hand over his half nude body.

" Who's this" The pirate asked nodding towards me as he adjusted his pirate bandana, or maybe the bandana was a regular fashion choice for this guy. Either way, I kinda like the bandana.

" Who?" Leo asked, I shot the ninja turtle a death glare.

" The zombie girl there" the pirate said pointing at me.

" Ashton there isn't anyone there, are you seeing things?" Leo asked in a fake concerned voice.

" Man I could swear she's real" the Ashton pirate guy said looking at me real harshly.

"Maybe if you went back inside you would see properly again" ninja turtle nodded slowly to the pirate.

" Good idea! I'm glad you are so smart blue ninja turtle" Ashton said, he patted Leo on the head and headed inside. As he walked past me he poked me in the head.

" HA! she is real I knew it. okay? okay. I'm going inside, bye" Ashton said having a mini conversation with himself after confirming I was real.

" Let's play truth or dare! You go first. You can have truth" Calum said pointing to the ninja turtle.

" Calum-" Leo started.

" How big is your dick?" Calum cut him off and asked.

" Cal-"

" I believe the correct answer is: smalla than a bug!" Calum slurred and giggled at himself, I couldn't help but slightly chuckle at that.

" It is not!" Leo exclaimed, his eyes widening. "it isn't" Leo said looking at me trying to convince me.

" Well, everything looks smalla than a bug compared to my dick anyway, so don't feel ashamed" Calum said patting Leo's back reassuringly. I couldn't hold back from giggling, I wonder if this guy is this funny on a regular basis, or if its the alcohol and drugs.

" Oh just fuck off, go back inside Calum" Leo snapped.

" Ok, it's kinda cool out here...making my nipples a bit hard" Calum mumbled as he stood up feeling his nipples. He then turned around and went back inside joining the party.

" Some friends you got there" I said after a few seconds of silence, cracking a smile as I did.

" Tell me about it" the ninja groaned rolling his eyes.

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a/n

Calum why are you so funny? So she has met Ashton and Calum and they made a really good impression (sarcasm).

Pick up on TFIOS reference?

the best 5sos gif ever on the side 

ENJOY!

- lexie xx